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@theclay.xyz
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weird internet guy

haver of nice hands

often despairing about sports in Carolina

climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)

“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
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uh oh it’s here
Radar image of a big storm hitting the Charlotte where I live
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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but now we are sleepy
January 25, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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great. wonderful.
weather map showing sleet & snow potential. everything south of I-40 is expected to get all sleet, including where clay lives
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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ma'am that's not homework that's torture
Summer House stats: No. of episodes: 135 No. of seasons: 9
January 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Tonya Harding looking at Nancy Kerrigan like she’s going to take out her knees
January 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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southern breakfast tacos
neese’s hot sausage, egg, cheese, renfro’s medium salsa on corn tortillas
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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gorgeous art

also, @tomking.bsky.social @bilquis.bsky.social what do I have to do to get more Helen of Wyndhorn?!
Supergirl by Bilquis Evely
January 15, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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me too
January 15, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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guess i should take tomorrow off
Training Load Well Above +128% • 7-DAY vs. 28-DAY LOAD
January 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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hahaha i was thinking of a different song
[Chorus] We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Andy from Parks and Rec saying I don’t know who Will Stancil is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
January 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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a legendary basketball player… and Dell Curry
Clay with the actual basketball legend, Dell Curry
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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lfg
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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I'M JUST SAYIN
Carolina Hurricanes jersey #22 STANKY
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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over the last 12 games
the tiger woods / John Daly meme, with tiger woods showing (Oklahoma City) Thunder 6-6 over Tiger and (Charlotte) Hornets 6-6 this is because OKC had one if the best state in NBA history and the Hornets being the Hornets after the Hornets blew out the Thunder last night
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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lol no
top of the upper level panthers tickets for $364 each
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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oh dear lord in heaven today is gonna hurt
sports schedule showing all of Clay’s teams playing at the same time 3 of 4 teams are underdogs
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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presented without comment
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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look at these @sickoscommittee.org
tubby with the sickos committee
January 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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me and tubby
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE
tubby the Mayo Bowl mascot
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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does this one count
January 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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this i guess
January 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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TODAY
Black homefield tshirt with DUKE’S MAYO BOWL and the trophy on it
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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French toast with strawberries, scrambled eggs, sausage, grits, biscuit
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM