the clay
@theclay.xyz
weird internet guy
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
haver of nice hands
often despairing about sports in Carolina
climbable like “a greased lamppost” (non-philly’s version)
“A Kaleidoscope of Chaos and Charm” - Some AI
aww that sucks. I’m sure you’ll have a great day!
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 AM
aww that sucks. I’m sure you’ll have a great day!
wait didn’t you get like more sane work hours
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 AM
wait didn’t you get like more sane work hours
Oh no. I think your first mistake though was even going outside.
January 19, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Oh no. I think your first mistake though was even going outside.
did you go out with wet hair or did you get rained on
January 19, 2026 at 3:56 AM
did you go out with wet hair or did you get rained on
i know where you went wrong
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
i know where you went wrong
gotta blow some sage smoke to his butt
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
gotta blow some sage smoke to his butt
hahaha absolutely it is, that was wild
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
hahaha absolutely it is, that was wild
201.5, I’m not sure Denver can get there lol
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
201.5, I’m not sure Denver can get there lol
lol we don’t get ALL CAPS CLAIRE very often 🤣
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 AM
lol we don’t get ALL CAPS CLAIRE very often 🤣
this why commas are important
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
this why commas are important
I had people asking “what are you ok?” from the other room lol
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I had people asking “what are you ok?” from the other room lol
Bears players tried to jump into the endzone, was not allowed to
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Bears players tried to jump into the endzone, was not allowed to
i won't let you trick me into reading!
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
i won't let you trick me into reading!