TheodoreUrsus
@theodoreursus.bsky.social
Midwestern Middle-Aged Furry | He/Him | Lover of creepy stories | 🔞 NSFW
Never fun when your bosses decide to have a meeting with a vendor right behind your desk! Sheesh!
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Never fun when your bosses decide to have a meeting with a vendor right behind your desk! Sheesh!
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Film this~ 🥭🥭 Personal Mango arts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Film this~ 🥭🥭 Personal Mango arts.
October 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
What's the best one-liner in movie history?
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
What's the best one-liner in movie history?
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
What's the best one-liner in movie history?
Surely it's this...
Surely it's this...
October 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What's the best one-liner in movie history?
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Random mtg card....
October 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Random mtg card....
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October 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Happy National I Love You Day!
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy National I Love You Day!
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So! Your friend thinks you'd be interested in turning into an animal! Or maybe you're curious about it yourself? Let me help you design your VERY FIRST FURSONA, at a special discount! Sign yourself up, or introduce a nonfurry friend : https://www.cognitoforms.com/cupsofjade/YOURFIRSTFURSONA2025
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So! Your friend thinks you'd be interested in turning into an animal! Or maybe you're curious about it yourself? Let me help you design your VERY FIRST FURSONA, at a special discount! Sign yourself up, or introduce a nonfurry friend : https://www.cognitoforms.com/cupsofjade/YOURFIRSTFURSONA2025
Happy No Bra Day
October 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Happy No Bra Day
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Celeste enjoying the crisp fall air! But I think there's some warmth still lurking around.... For @theodoreursus.bsky.social !
#furryart #NSFW #NSFWFURRYART #vixen
#furryart #NSFW #NSFWFURRYART #vixen
September 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Celeste enjoying the crisp fall air! But I think there's some warmth still lurking around.... For @theodoreursus.bsky.social !
#furryart #NSFW #NSFWFURRYART #vixen
#furryart #NSFW #NSFWFURRYART #vixen
What flavor is your Sona?
September 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What flavor is your Sona?
Tis the season
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tis the season
Home early today....let's see if I can put it to good use....
September 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Home early today....let's see if I can put it to good use....