haven’t posted on here in 5 months so lifeee updateee:

good news: i’m up for a promotion, im on all new meds and i like em, and i got back into drawing !!

bad news: got cheated on with multiple ppl over discord //: embarrassinggggg

anyways here’s some drawings i’ve done:

i feel like everyone needs to know that today is International Seal Day

big shoutout to my favorite seal, the harbor seal. real cool guy right there

it smells like Up Denny’s in here

Me: Stuck on the crossword, 3 letters "scientific term for eggs"

Wife: It's ova

Me: *Crying* Because I can't do crosswords?

i say we start using the term “Wisconsin Sober”. it’s for when you don’t do any drugs or smoke weed, but you still drink. inspired by this map, where the only white dot in Wisconsin is a giant lake.

invested in $HAWK ?? Sounds like you need to TALK TUAH Lawyer! Call our office today and schedule a consultation. Settle on that thang!

reset button

Curious

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

my tl on here is giving a lot of Doggo Pupper Adulting Awesome Sauce ROFLMAO Vibes, but every time i open tw*tter, the image of Musk doing that gay little jump is forced into my retinas Clockwork Orange style. at least the cringe here is working class

rebranding as the white dude in all those “me 1 year after dating a black girl” tiktok slideshows so people forget i’ve profited off of spreading right wing misinformation the last 3 elections

draft dump from The Other Site

Listeria would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

me: hi can i help you find anything?
customer: i’m looking for a specific lipstick.
me: awesome, what lipstick?
custo: i don’t know.
me: do you remember the shade name?
custo: no.
me: do you remember the brand?
custo: no.
me: do you remember what the color looked like?
custo: i don’t know.
me: 😃😃😃