It might be a few days before I post anything. I got drunk again, then the cops found where I was hiding, then got tased ‘cause I’m an asshole and got arrested.

I get so much traffic from the misinformation and hate I put out there, yet you shitheads are still following my drunk ass!! #howdumbareyou #idiots #trumphumpersaredumb

How to be a douchebag school is NOW open! I’ll teach everyone to be like me #teamdouchebag

It’s the weekend, so who else is going to down a 30 pack today? #weekend #30pack

I'm back!! #new #newaccount