Ian Lumb
@theoldman66.bsky.social
Achieved my life goal of retiring from work at age 60.
Now I just play guitar, practice Tai Chi, and go to gigs.
I am happy and content with my life!
Now I just play guitar, practice Tai Chi, and go to gigs.
I am happy and content with my life!
Soot covered? Had he been fighting with Zack Polanski?
February 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Soot covered? Had he been fighting with Zack Polanski?
Fraggle Rock developed from Fraggle Blues
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Fraggle Rock developed from Fraggle Blues
In years to come this will be quoted in books with titles like "The Death of Satire"
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
In years to come this will be quoted in books with titles like "The Death of Satire"
This! You're far more likely to be murdered by a family member than by a stranger
January 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This! You're far more likely to be murdered by a family member than by a stranger
"north London bicycling classes", coming from Farage, smells very similar to Priti Patel's "north London Metropolitan elite" antisemetic dog whistle
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
"north London bicycling classes", coming from Farage, smells very similar to Priti Patel's "north London Metropolitan elite" antisemetic dog whistle
Second thoughts? Don't make me laugh! The only thought in both Putin's and Xi's minds is "if he gets away with this shit, so can I"
January 4, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Second thoughts? Don't make me laugh! The only thought in both Putin's and Xi's minds is "if he gets away with this shit, so can I"
Excuse me, is this a 5 minute argument or the full half-hour?
January 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Excuse me, is this a 5 minute argument or the full half-hour?
My first go, I got MELANCHOLY, so I took a mulligan. That came up with ENFEEBLED. I don't think I'll bother trying again
January 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
My first go, I got MELANCHOLY, so I took a mulligan. That came up with ENFEEBLED. I don't think I'll bother trying again
I had to read that twice, the first time I thought it said "Brace yourselves"
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I had to read that twice, the first time I thought it said "Brace yourselves"
Gunslinger! (I'm on volume 7 of Stephen King's Dark Tower series)
December 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Gunslinger! (I'm on volume 7 of Stephen King's Dark Tower series)
Clearly a large proportion of voters are fools, as evidenced by votes for Reform ltd.
December 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Clearly a large proportion of voters are fools, as evidenced by votes for Reform ltd.
The only AI that I want is music played on Actual Instruments
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The only AI that I want is music played on Actual Instruments
How many of the pro-russian talking points Gill was paid to push has Farage been documented repeating?
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
How many of the pro-russian talking points Gill was paid to push has Farage been documented repeating?
Au contraire, the sight of him bursting into flames at the first touch of the sun's rays is just what we need to see
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Au contraire, the sight of him bursting into flames at the first touch of the sun's rays is just what we need to see
They'd never be able to get together 3 wise men and a vigin!
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
They'd never be able to get together 3 wise men and a vigin!
That one with the "effigy" would fit right in at the SCP Foundation
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
That one with the "effigy" would fit right in at the SCP Foundation
Johnson's expulsion of the 21 Tories who had any shred of integrity was the fatal wound that is the reason the party is now dying on its arse
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Johnson's expulsion of the 21 Tories who had any shred of integrity was the fatal wound that is the reason the party is now dying on its arse
Had he moved there from Florida?
October 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Had he moved there from Florida?