theologyofapirate.bsky.social
@theologyofapirate.bsky.social
Are you ten million fireflies? Cause I would not believe your eyes
December 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You pastor voice: "You know whose name has never been in the Epstein files? That's right, Jesus Christ."
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's a dog or be dog world out there
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Blood sport death battle beauty pageant
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Pissing into my hands and calling it jerking off
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Tyler’s days are numbered
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
A double flusher in the morning is an auspicious omen for the day
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Love to sub because it’s the greatest act of love. Love to dom because accepting freedom from another soul is the most precious thing. My spiritual adonis code means I will never be dispassionate.
Maybe we could try missionary with the lights off as long as I get to hold my riding crop for safety.
October 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Dreaming is a roguelike.
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The price of peace amongst the rich bears the cost of the war between the poor
October 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I have normal feelings - and guns
September 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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If you wish to authentically stand for anything you must first forge yourself and very life into a sword.
September 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I have worshippers
September 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Heaven is a Gundam with a fully stoked bar
July 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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July 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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la creatura (me fur-real)
June 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Prospector voice:
"There's pussy in They-Them pants!"
April 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM