Pip
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If you unironically said “lesser of two evils” about Harris go ahead & block
27 | Any Pronouns | Denver | No Gods No Masters | 🍉
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if you disagree i have some gun barrels i must insist you test the mouth-feel of
simulated csam is still csam in the same way hentai is still porn. just because its animated and the characters aren't real doesn't mean it's no longer cp.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
if you disagree i have some gun barrels i must insist you test the mouth-feel of
marking your account as 21+ will never not be funny to me. explain in detail how the content you post is inappropriate for someone between the ages of 18 and 21
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
marking your account as 21+ will never not be funny to me. explain in detail how the content you post is inappropriate for someone between the ages of 18 and 21
the best thing about being an alcoholic is hearing stories about yourself and not remembering them at all but knowing they probably really happened, as much as you wish otherwise
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
the best thing about being an alcoholic is hearing stories about yourself and not remembering them at all but knowing they probably really happened, as much as you wish otherwise
Until Netanyahu is assassinated, the world will never know peace. Praying for the success of anyone currently planning such an action. Every penny I can spare will go to your legal defense
September 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Until Netanyahu is assassinated, the world will never know peace. Praying for the success of anyone currently planning such an action. Every penny I can spare will go to your legal defense
All it would take to force systemic change on the federal level is 2 democratic states refusing to contribute tax income to the union unless their demands are met. But democrats are coward so this will never happen
September 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
All it would take to force systemic change on the federal level is 2 democratic states refusing to contribute tax income to the union unless their demands are met. But democrats are coward so this will never happen
every Israeli who gets turned into red mist is a blessing to the world. Honestly, it’s the only good thing they can do for the world
September 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
every Israeli who gets turned into red mist is a blessing to the world. Honestly, it’s the only good thing they can do for the world
quit my job
Finally
Finally
September 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
quit my job
Finally
Finally
if you go far enough left, you get your guns back
August 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
if you go far enough left, you get your guns back
Advertising is a sign of weakness. If a company has to pay money to put its product/service in front of me I immediately assume it’s garbage. If it wasn’t I would’ve heard about it organically 🤷
August 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Advertising is a sign of weakness. If a company has to pay money to put its product/service in front of me I immediately assume it’s garbage. If it wasn’t I would’ve heard about it organically 🤷
why is getting people to follow through on plans fucking impossible
June 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
why is getting people to follow through on plans fucking impossible
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i love when someone says “L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+” out lout and you can somehow hear the periods. just say faggots this is taking forever
June 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i love when someone says “L.G.B.T.Q.I.A.+” out lout and you can somehow hear the periods. just say faggots this is taking forever
Witches like this will never not be funny to me. Surely they know on some level that magic isn’t real and none of these “spells” do anything, but they still fall for the grift. It’s amazing
May 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Witches like this will never not be funny to me. Surely they know on some level that magic isn’t real and none of these “spells” do anything, but they still fall for the grift. It’s amazing
fucked up my lower back yesterday and now i want to die
May 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
fucked up my lower back yesterday and now i want to die
wapo was always a rag tho
Imagine being Jeff Bezos and you’re like, “my legacy is that I killed the independent bookstore and also destroyed one of the most important American institutions in the Washington Post, but I DID get to send my girlfriend to space for 10 minutes."
May 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
wapo was always a rag tho
Probably the wildest conspiracy theory I 100% believe is that hitler didnt really commit suicide
April 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Probably the wildest conspiracy theory I 100% believe is that hitler didnt really commit suicide
I’m drunk and I love my friends
April 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I’m drunk and I love my friends
Libs will cheer for fascism all day as long as it only hurts the people they want it to hurt
April 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Libs will cheer for fascism all day as long as it only hurts the people they want it to hurt
How do you even respond to a take this asinine and ill-informed
April 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
How do you even respond to a take this asinine and ill-informed
This is how liberals see you if you put the wrong name on your ballot (note: nobody on the ballot would’ve done anything good anyway)
April 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is how liberals see you if you put the wrong name on your ballot (note: nobody on the ballot would’ve done anything good anyway)
Lots of resist libs in the replies to this celebrating it even though it doesn’t affect the governor at all, and instead just hurts the lower class residents of Arkansas. But hey, fuck em as long as they voted wrong right? Lol
April 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Lots of resist libs in the replies to this celebrating it even though it doesn’t affect the governor at all, and instead just hurts the lower class residents of Arkansas. But hey, fuck em as long as they voted wrong right? Lol
I’m sorry but calling them skeets is fucking cringe and I’m not doing it
April 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m sorry but calling them skeets is fucking cringe and I’m not doing it
got stood up tonight by a girl I wasn’t even that attracted to. I’ve gotta be more discerning
April 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
got stood up tonight by a girl I wasn’t even that attracted to. I’ve gotta be more discerning
Okay it’s important to recognize that Covid isn’t behind us but it is absolutely laughable to suggest it is deadlier now than when it started. It’s nowhere near as deadly now, and all of the data backs this up. As viruses evolve, they generally always get more transmissible and less deadly.
Cool. Covid is still happening, its worse now than it was at the start and only getting deadlier. It would be prudent to budget in high quality masks now while they're still available for reasonable prices. Wear them properly in public at all times. Protect your health. 😷🫰
April 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Okay it’s important to recognize that Covid isn’t behind us but it is absolutely laughable to suggest it is deadlier now than when it started. It’s nowhere near as deadly now, and all of the data backs this up. As viruses evolve, they generally always get more transmissible and less deadly.