bro I’m built like a grizzly bear that ate a samsung smart fridge, I need the cold. I’m like a lizard but in reverse

i need a mod that gives Arthur Morgan DD Cups

McDonald’s stealing my data. They found out I like hamburgers

What y’all gonna do when pokémon become real and you try to use a bitch ass pikachu on me but I use my deoxys to turn you mega autistic?

Bro how the FUCK do I have so many talented ass friends? It’s so wild to see what started as just a simple monster description, evolving into one of my favorite characters I have ever created. It’s so nice to see art of him. Y’all go follow @cbeedoodles.com right NOW

bro what if I die and my last public post is about big mommy milkers or something

Slaughter To Prevail is deathcore for Trapt fans

I be pulling G Forces so insane on a forklift it would make an F22 Raptor Fighter Jet pilot shit themselves

Me when I realize I have sentience outside of my corporeal form and my astral projection is witnessing my physical manifestations of pain

You ever mammoth?