theonlyhumans.bsky.social
@theonlyhumans.bsky.social
Not trying to start a new beef but I have been emailing Taylor dozens of songs I wrote about Travis' schlong and she didn't use ONE on her new album.
October 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Another Taylor Swift master play: by creating an album where people are calling her out for lame lyrics about non-existent haters, she is manifesting those haters into existence, thereby making those lyrics 100% honest and relevant. She's playing 5D chess with us. 10/10 album.
October 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I'm not loving this opener as much as I wish I was. Should I start a Substack while I wait for the headliner?
August 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Was there a Mighty Mighty Bosstone whose only job was to dance?
July 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
After giving it a little thought, I think it might be pretty cool to be married in a year in the suburbs. Why was that guy so pissed about it?
July 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Decided from now on our BlueSky followers will drive the creative direction of this band. It's a highly exclusive club.
April 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hey to our 9 BlueSky followers should we start an acoustic cover series with songs inspiring our next album or would that be horrid?
April 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reposted
Saw a post on the clock app from the band The Only Humans, never heard of them until then and I think they’re my new favorite band. Obsessed with this song.

open.spotify.com/track/399eWp...
Real Vampires
The Only Humans · It's a Beautiful Night. I Think I'll Disappear Forever. · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
April 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
America needs new Haim music more than ever right now.
March 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In a few short years, "Espresso" isn't going to make any sense to modern audiences and Sabrina is going to have to start singing "Switch 2 it up like Nintendo."
February 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
There should be an Oscar for "Best Use of 'I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)' by The Proclaimers To Show Us That Our Hero Is Really Turning Things Around."

And anyone who's nominated, wins.
February 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Electric Lady (2013) by Janelle Monae is already in my top 10 albums of 2025.
February 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM