Purple Rock John
theonlyjohn.bsky.social
Purple Rock John
@theonlyjohn.bsky.social
The avatar is art by Zez Vaz
The only way you'll get me to enlist.
September 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Here's one of his "provocative ideas about race", for instance.
July 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Somehow the cover of a 1990s boy band album happened in real life on #Survivor.
May 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
People are sharing this as though he's serious, but it's much worse than that: Lindsay Graham thinks this is a hilarious joke. He thinks he's funny.

Yes, he is a boot licker, but this is just additional proof that not a single conservative is funny (at least intentionally).
April 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
April 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Survivor Reddit is doing this as an April Fool's post, which just shows how utterly unserious they are. Angelina is legitimately the only acceptable person to campaign for. If you don't have Angelina, why even have a returnee season?
April 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
At last, I've been acknowledged by NYT games.
March 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Well, it's going to be an interesting rescue at least.
January 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM