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Theoretical Jack
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Saving questionable art, drinking whiskey and theoretically Jack.
First season was great, even with all the weirdly incompetent military people that cannot catch kids on bikes.

In rest of the seasons they've kinda lost the mystery for me.
December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I shall know *nothing*.
December 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I do not know what that means, but I'll adopt "big rabbit booty" theory.

Do not tell me what it actually means unless it actually means big rabbit booty. Plz.
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Damn, a PC chair is a HUGE thing!
December 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thank, didnt know how it differed.
December 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Nothiiiiing! Fries are good by themselves
December 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Doesnt it do the same here? I never see anyone I just mute let alone block on bsky.

Or did I misread?
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I hope they do a bit more with Sarah going forward. Am not at the end of current patch, but she's been a cartoon villain recently.

Great googly-mooglies, though.
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I think she's calling them rude for juat calling them horses.
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yeah, horses.
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Can agree. Bsky has been it's own bubble for a long while now, be glad to see it burst.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Am about to be rich, dang
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'll just say it's absolutely useless since it's a 0.001% use case most probably, thank you very much.

You can also stuff your sanctimony. You cannot tell anyone to be better knowing what kind of person you are.
December 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Wait till you hear someone at least explain it's for this at least once. You'll be interested to know that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE has mentioned this in any of the conversations I've had across bsky about this issue because apparently no one KNOWS about them.
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Think for a moment. Alt TEXT.

"Aye, lemme just read this here small as fuck text while THERES A HUGE FUCKING PICTURE RIGHT THERE."

Alt text does not work. Blindness has nothing to do with it, so go eat nuts in the woods you pollock.
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Crazy way to take yourself out
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Even has a bonus pun, dang
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Am enjoying the fact that Aura apparently gets her panties custom made or found panties with the scales as a logo in the front.
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Personally when I commission I'm the worst motherfucker to work with. I've got a vague idea and a character I want to see in that idea, but in a certain artists style.
December 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM