DaveTheFraudGuy
theoriginalbigdave.bsky.social
DaveTheFraudGuy
@theoriginalbigdave.bsky.social
AML/BSA compliance specialist, investigating money laundering and bank fraud. $10 Billion was lost to fraud in 2023, #itseveryonesproblen
Some people just refuse to die
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I swear that guy is running a su*cide cult or something, he's got those Manson lamp eyes going on
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
We should be so lucky
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Yukon Cornelius?!
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 AM
You wanna rock your world?

Next time, do the same thing but a la mode; vanilla ice cream on hot sweet potatoes are fantastic!
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
HAIR COLOR FRAUD! :P
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Hey can I borrow that for my campaign slogan?
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Again? He was just here in September for the mass shooting!
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Two words for you:

Brisket. Hash.
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 AM
...and I see that smarter people have already looked this up. Sorry!
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 PM
In 2000 the Philadelphia Eagles all drank pickle juice to prevent heat stroke at a game in Texas where the temperature was 109°, and it worked.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickle_...
Pickle Juice Game - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I work part time at a liquor store, and believe me there is a BIG difference between "someone who is a mom and drinks wine" and Wine Moms.

Chief difference being Wine Moms buy a new case of wine every week.
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
a man wearing a hat and ear muffs makes a face
ALT: a man wearing a hat and ear muffs makes a face
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I'm still looking for those kettle chips...
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Don't tell me ...

....

Turkey club with honey ham, lite mayo!
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
And they have every possible detective, from recovering drunk to wartime father to gardener.

(Actually I think there were a couple of gardner detectives)
January 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I have neighbors?
January 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM