DaveTheFraudGuy
@theoriginalbigdave.bsky.social
AML/BSA compliance specialist, investigating money laundering and bank fraud. $10 Billion was lost to fraud in 2023, #itseveryonesproblen
Some people just refuse to die
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Some people just refuse to die
I swear that guy is running a su*cide cult or something, he's got those Manson lamp eyes going on
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I swear that guy is running a su*cide cult or something, he's got those Manson lamp eyes going on
We should be so lucky
January 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
We should be so lucky
Yukon Cornelius?!
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Yukon Cornelius?!
You wanna rock your world?
Next time, do the same thing but a la mode; vanilla ice cream on hot sweet potatoes are fantastic!
Next time, do the same thing but a la mode; vanilla ice cream on hot sweet potatoes are fantastic!
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
You wanna rock your world?
Next time, do the same thing but a la mode; vanilla ice cream on hot sweet potatoes are fantastic!
Next time, do the same thing but a la mode; vanilla ice cream on hot sweet potatoes are fantastic!
HAIR COLOR FRAUD! :P
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
HAIR COLOR FRAUD! :P
Hey can I borrow that for my campaign slogan?
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Hey can I borrow that for my campaign slogan?
Again? He was just here in September for the mass shooting!
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Again? He was just here in September for the mass shooting!
Two words for you:
Brisket. Hash.
Brisket. Hash.
January 20, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Two words for you:
Brisket. Hash.
Brisket. Hash.
...and I see that smarter people have already looked this up. Sorry!
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 PM
...and I see that smarter people have already looked this up. Sorry!
In 2000 the Philadelphia Eagles all drank pickle juice to prevent heat stroke at a game in Texas where the temperature was 109°, and it worked.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickle_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickle_...
Pickle Juice Game - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 PM
In 2000 the Philadelphia Eagles all drank pickle juice to prevent heat stroke at a game in Texas where the temperature was 109°, and it worked.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickle_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickle_...
I work part time at a liquor store, and believe me there is a BIG difference between "someone who is a mom and drinks wine" and Wine Moms.
Chief difference being Wine Moms buy a new case of wine every week.
Chief difference being Wine Moms buy a new case of wine every week.
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I work part time at a liquor store, and believe me there is a BIG difference between "someone who is a mom and drinks wine" and Wine Moms.
Chief difference being Wine Moms buy a new case of wine every week.
Chief difference being Wine Moms buy a new case of wine every week.
I'm still looking for those kettle chips...
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I'm still looking for those kettle chips...
Don't tell me ...
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Turkey club with honey ham, lite mayo!
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Turkey club with honey ham, lite mayo!
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Don't tell me ...
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Turkey club with honey ham, lite mayo!
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Turkey club with honey ham, lite mayo!
And they have every possible detective, from recovering drunk to wartime father to gardener.
(Actually I think there were a couple of gardner detectives)
(Actually I think there were a couple of gardner detectives)
January 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
And they have every possible detective, from recovering drunk to wartime father to gardener.
(Actually I think there were a couple of gardner detectives)
(Actually I think there were a couple of gardner detectives)
I have neighbors?
January 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I have neighbors?