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theorycrafter858.bsky.social
Theorycrafter
@theorycrafter858.bsky.social
just a good guy who crafts theory's on occasion I really like UT/DR and a few other games.

Not "nsfw" but prone 2 a dirty joke or 2
He/They Ig (dont really care)


https://youtube.com/@theorycrafter300?si=Fi5ntRz-GAL

https://theorycrafter858.straw.page/
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I cant think of a valid reason to explain why I made this I just did for some reason
Fish(k)
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Please Santa all I want for Christmas is more Toby fox covered in foam.

Please.
Please I need this
Please I need this
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
what the fuck is Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ok can I rant for one sec.

I fucking hate how like. Just optimizing games isn't a thing for big company's anymore. pretty much every game made by a large company is like. 100 GB+

Like to give an example. yeah. Sea of thief's is good but 120+ gigs good?

Hell. No.
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
In collaboration with the Saudi Arabia & BEAST LAND Todays video is very special

We have over 100 Saudi Arabian journalists and they will complete a series of DEADLY CHALLENGES!

The winner gets the amazing prize of getting to see their loved ones ONE LAST TIME before their execution via the state!
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I just took a ancestry/ dna test.

Turns out I'm 101% autistic with a 1% margin of error
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Guys whatever you do. Do NOT let Kris have accuses to your credit card. they will buy as many bath bombs as possible. but APERENTLY only after trying to buy real explosives.

There are men in suits outside my door.
#DELTARUNE
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Clicked on a critical video and got a rare mythical. does anyone know how rare this one is though?

I'm unfamiliar with the odds with critical videos.
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
hang the fuck on
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
God the holiday family naming scheme is so stupid. There's Dess that's supposed to be December. Noelle = NOvember (also just short in French for Christmas?) Rudy is Rudolph. and Carol is a Christmas carol.

and tons more in UT/DR.
Honestly idk if its on purpose of toby sucks at naming stuff.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Great job you two! You both deserve a reward!

Here have a yoggi! *tosses

R: U-Um... Does anyone have any scissors?
S: Just use your teeth dumbass!
R: I.. I think I will just save it for later.
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
congratulations! you are the youngest person ever!
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Dess day 7
#Deltarune
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Looking up lists of fears/weird fears because... Well I have an idea.

Nothing that yall will see any time soon. but still. its unique how many stuff is classed as phobia's

Bit interesting is all. making note of a few of them like Somniphobia, Athazagoraphobia, Eisoptrophobia

... Ranidaphobia
:p
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
if a frog dies can you say it "croaked"
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Nobody wants to admit it but Undertale/Deltarune is just SpongeBob...
#undertale #deltarune
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
ok maybe this is a sign that this is enough computer time for today
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Reposted by Theorycrafter
Dess day 4
#Deltarune
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We eatin good 2nite boys
#yummers
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Saw a discussion on this but thought Id give my 2 cents. Due to how the knight looks. I dont interpret them as wearing armor. I think this is just their body
personally Im a heavy Dess knighter. and her being in this Wendigo-Esque? form fits, or at least my idea of Dess knight (her being corrupted)
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
PLEASE NOELLE STOP FUCKING SNOW GRAVING!!!!! ITS BEEN A BLIZZARD ALL DAY

BERDLY IS FUCKING DEAD STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppPPPpP!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
we need to hang grok via jumper cables and fling them over the golden gate bridge.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
it stew
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM