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Theo

@theoshmeo.bsky.social

680 followers 390 following 240 posts

My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I’m a cat from Vermont. My human is a LOT of work.

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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 5h

Human is feededing herself before feededing me. Do I’m have grounds for a lawsuit?

A closeup of a cat screaming for food in a kitchen.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 5d

Grandhuman gave me a Chewy gift card in honor of what would have been Great-Grandhuman’s 113th birthday. So that means I am great.

A gray cat, atop a cat tree, is being pet.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 19d

@mountaineagle.bsky.social hi friend

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 19d

I cannot believe THAT is the dominant species …

A gray cat looks out a window with a red curtain.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 22d

No, human’s TRAITOR boyfriend put me in 😾😤

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 22d

Human is a C U Next Tuesday.

A gray cat is inside a carrier in a vet’s waiting room.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 25d

Sharky does what I tell them to do. (That skunk is a little bitch.)

A gray cat uses a shark as a pillow while a skunk hangs out nearby

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 29d

I’m effing love pumpkin. I’m just had pumpkin and sardines. YUM. Am great.

A cat contemplates her food choices

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 7

I’m love doing that. I’m have a shark bestie.

A grey cat snuggles with a shark plushie

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 7

I’m love the tumbly rubs

A grey cat with a white patch on her belly enjoys a belly rub.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’m got this new toy from the grandhumans

A gray cat plays with a carrot-shaped toy

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Aug 15

Human says I “take up like the whole bed.” 1. Rude. 2. Isn’t that what it’s there for?

A cat is heavily relaxed across a bed.

A cat is heavily relaxed across a bed from a different angle.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Aug 14

I am taking absolutely no questions at this time.

An aerial view of a cat stretched across the back of a couch

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Aug 8

Am blinking twice. I’m need help.

A gray cat is held against her will

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 28

Human was going to be on time for “work,” whatever that is, for once, so I pooped on the rug.

A gray cat is pleased.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 21

Apparently I am toys.

A cat is buried under toys.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 20

Sometimes the sky falls wet. Weird.

A cat watches the Vermont rain.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 19

OUTTA MY WAY I HEARD BIRBS

A cat sits in the window to watch birbs.

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 17

Thanks, friend!

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 16

I’m love putting my bôrthöle against human when it’s 90 degrees out

A gray cat places her butt against a human’s arm

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 16

And I am freaking out in the middle of the kitchen
With the complete conviction of a cat who’s never had anything actually really bad happen to them
💃🎵

#florenceandthemachine #florenceandthecat #catsofbluesky

A cat freaks out in the middle of a kitchen

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 9

I keep telling human to make it less hot and she says she “doesn’t control the sun.”

A gray cat spreads out in an effort to keep cool

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jul 6

Hilarious, human. Soooo clever.

A cat wears a felt donut for a crown

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jun 27

I hear today is Shirley Jackson Day. I was named after a character in a Shirley Jackson book. So basically it’s Theo Day.

#shirleyjacksonday #theoday #hauntingofhillhouse #vermont

An upside-down cat peers in

Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · Jun 13

You don’t need both hands for whatever you’re doing right? Right.

A cat wraps her paw around her human’s arm