The highlight of my jury duty so far.

I often “surprise” my baby with hugs or pets when he’s not looking. He’s always chill about it. He must have been surprised for real today, as I have six little itchy scratches now. #caturday #chamedi #AlexanderSalamander

Finally enjoying some peace and quiet after Dad’s been dog sitting all week. #alexandersalamander #caturday #chamedi

Dolly for President

RIP #GeneHackman, #BetsyArakawa and their sweet fur baby.

Free coffee and vaccines for RFK Jr.

I saw this scribbled on several walls of the Montreal metro system. I’ve had several people over the last few days of my trip suggest I not tell others that I’m American, because someone might « m’arracher la tête. » In Canada. Our closest (and famously nice) neighbor and ally. Is this Great Again?

*deletes all things google from devices*
#VivaMexico

How long has that tear been there? Is that why I had the distinct impression that people were checking out my sit-upon today?

And nobody told me… tsk tsk tsk…

Watching the birds.
#caturday #chamedi #alexandersalamander

All right, old friend. Time to tap in.

Felt evil. Might destroy something later. #caturday #chamedi

Yes, 5:30 pm is too early to get up on a cold, snowy day.
#alexandersalamander #caturday #chamedi

I suffer terribly dry skin in winter. I bought this lotion years ago to help. It was awful. It was greasy, slimy, and didn’t absorb. Not wanting to be wasteful, I didn’t throw it away… until today, then I realized it’s not lotion, but body wash.

This is why they don’t trust me with nuclear codes.