Carmella Luczak
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Carmella Luczak
@theothercarmella.bsky.social
The horrors persist but, so do I 🤷🏻‍♀️
If I can’t smoke some weed and then take a two hour nap on a Sunday is it really a Sunday?
December 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I wonder if anyone else’s mom told them they were a spy for Santa Claus so they had to behave year round or if that was just me.
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have decided that online dating is not for me because I am too old and everyone is bald now.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Guys my crush likes me back and I’m scared what do I do?
October 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don’t even know how to flirt anymore
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
“I’m going home to at least get ignored by a man I actually love.”

Not my best moment at work.
April 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Is it unprofessional to call a co worker a triflin ass hoe?
March 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My type?

Large men with beards and mental issues.
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Best way to get over a crush is to get to know them better.

Follow me for more dating advice.
December 23, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I wonder if getting get ogled at for a few hours a day is a job requirement of being a woman in STEM or if that’s just me 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 18, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Listening to American Idiot and I’m like oh shit Green Day is right.
November 8, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Half the people on my team have kids who play sports and it seems to take up a lot of time.

Cool I spend my evenings and weekends getting high on my balcony with my fiancé and laughing.
November 4, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Had a conversation with someone who told me they were “in the dark”.

Homie, you’re living in Alaska during winter that’s how in the dark you are.
November 3, 2024 at 4:03 PM
A former coworker of mine is in prison and I remember in one of the letters he sent me, he said they all used to watch soap operas together.

Imagine a bunch of prisoners just sitting around watching The Young & The Restless.

I still think about that all the time.
May 17, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Going to start spelling my manager’s name as Jephph and see if anyone notices.
February 11, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I feel like adopting a child is easier than adopting a dog.
November 1, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Deleted Twitter because apparently they want to start charging people
September 20, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Reposted by Carmella Luczak
It’s weird that Jay-Z moved from being the more famous of the couple to just some guy that’s married to Beyoncé. Whenever I see Beyoncé in the news it’s a big cultural event and whenever I see Jay-Z in the news it’s because he’s eating a really big sandwich
September 8, 2023 at 12:38 PM
Reposted by Carmella Luczak
Bluesky flashing back and forth from day to night mode automatically is gonna give someone a seizure
September 8, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Jesus does losing a dog ever get easier? I think I have cried for like 8 hours.
August 26, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Just awake at 2:30am drinking Kombucha because my stomach does weird stuff now. I remember being in my 20s and being awake at this time was a lot more fun.
August 19, 2023 at 6:39 AM
All these people lately have been trying Indian food and boba tea for the first time and I’m like…I feel kind of sad for you that it took this long because these are both amazing things.
August 17, 2023 at 10:24 AM
I love it when difficult situations take care of themselves.
August 15, 2023 at 1:35 AM
How do I politely tell someone that trying to FaceTime me after 11pm is pretty much a bad idea?
August 14, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Dream interpretations are wild sometimes. Like, you google stuff you dream about and get like 40 different answers which leads me to believe that it’s probably all BS anyway and just your brain doing weird stuff.
August 14, 2023 at 9:19 AM