Y’all ever think about how weird the word “vehicle” is like what even is that. Its almost painful to pronounce.

The only thing worse than getting stood up for a date is to then immediately get stood up by your doctor’s office the next morning (how are you gonna let me make an appointment for Friday and then not even be open?!)

The Nu-whites are going out to restaurants on thanksgiving its vile

If someone has a “Healthy sense of self-awareness” they really just hate themselves send tweet

We need a leftist Jeff Dunham

Sometimes all a girl needs is a family sized pot of mac n cheese

Hello Bluesky i’m gay and funny and maybe hot if you squint