I almost didn't recognize you. Wow!
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I almost didn't recognize you. Wow!
She's downloading Karrot to sell it.
Why? Why is she trying to scam me out of money at the last minute? Haven't you learned your lesson?!
Why? Why is she trying to scam me out of money at the last minute? Haven't you learned your lesson?!
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
She's downloading Karrot to sell it.
Why? Why is she trying to scam me out of money at the last minute? Haven't you learned your lesson?!
Why? Why is she trying to scam me out of money at the last minute? Haven't you learned your lesson?!
Like, if Eva wants an arranged marriage situation, power to her, but she has to let go of this Biblical view of love, marriage, and sex, and accept that people, including her parents, practice it differently.
And yes, "honeymooning" is not a transitive verb. We get it. Shut up about it.
And yes, "honeymooning" is not a transitive verb. We get it. Shut up about it.
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Like, if Eva wants an arranged marriage situation, power to her, but she has to let go of this Biblical view of love, marriage, and sex, and accept that people, including her parents, practice it differently.
And yes, "honeymooning" is not a transitive verb. We get it. Shut up about it.
And yes, "honeymooning" is not a transitive verb. We get it. Shut up about it.
Just thinking about it, I believe Eva wants to be like Xiulian and Hugh, where after 1 rehearsal, he decided to marry her. I don't think Eva knows that Xiulian was after Amos for a while and had to fight her parents to marry Hugh.
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Just thinking about it, I believe Eva wants to be like Xiulian and Hugh, where after 1 rehearsal, he decided to marry her. I don't think Eva knows that Xiulian was after Amos for a while and had to fight her parents to marry Hugh.
Like, did any of the girls dated anyone else in high school? My guess is that Juliette was speed running her love life, but as a means to compete with Eva and mock her.
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Like, did any of the girls dated anyone else in high school? My guess is that Juliette was speed running her love life, but as a means to compete with Eva and mock her.
Only Juliette knew Alistair's real age and told Eva about it, because she was worried about committing a crime (I believe 16 is the age of consent in New York?). Not even Edda knew this.
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Only Juliette knew Alistair's real age and told Eva about it, because she was worried about committing a crime (I believe 16 is the age of consent in New York?). Not even Edda knew this.
We don't have any idea if the twins and Alistair ever had this luxury growing up - or Alistair one day woke up and decided to marry either of them. All we know is that they played piano as kids, but they never went to the same schools
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
We don't have any idea if the twins and Alistair ever had this luxury growing up - or Alistair one day woke up and decided to marry either of them. All we know is that they played piano as kids, but they never went to the same schools
Eva needs to get in her head that not everyone is her parents. They had an entire childhood, teenhood, and adulthood to be friends, fall in love with others, and navigate their own feelings towards each other.
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Eva needs to get in her head that not everyone is her parents. They had an entire childhood, teenhood, and adulthood to be friends, fall in love with others, and navigate their own feelings towards each other.
Oh so it's confirmed that the tourists that snapped up photos of them on the piano (that ended up on the local news site) was them doing it with their clothes on.
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Oh so it's confirmed that the tourists that snapped up photos of them on the piano (that ended up on the local news site) was them doing it with their clothes on.