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chicago | they/them
Performed at a show last night and someone casually tells me that she and Laufey were good friends at Berkeley together……. like thanks for that girl. It should’ve been me but whatever
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Getting to the point in the recession where I’m four shots deep and googling the cover for the next club
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
For Christmas I want everyone I love to leave me a voicemail
December 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Being a personality hire is genuinely a full time job
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Me doing my nightly skincare routine while on an hour long phone call with my friend in the psych ward
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Is anyone else kinda scared rn
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I love being hot on company time
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Really missing One Direction today
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They have to invent a way for me to paint my nails and read a book at the same time. Like NASA needs to work on that right now
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Wearing loop earplugs to the climbing gym not because I don’t want people to talk to me but because I involuntarily scream a little bit every time I fall and I don’t want to hear myself do it
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Today a child placed their poop in my hand but I also got booked for a burlesque gig. I am learning to live in the grey areas of life
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The first period after an abortion kind of feels like if an apocalypse were happening inside your body at all hours of the day
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’ve received 6 different partiful invites this past weekend. Stop having December birthdays. I can’t afford all of you
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Hey guys I just wanna say I love my dog so bad all he wants to do is catch a bouncy ball and be my little spoon he is so perfect and he will live forever btw
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Being an actor in the market rn is like “do this amazing project for no money or do this really high paying gig that’s slightly porn-coded”
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I know I’m at a low point because I was watching Friends with my sibling and they said “no offense but ur just like Ross rn”
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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In my +5 years of working in film and seeing people form relationships on set, I absolutly cannot fathom what happened to these two
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“Are you free for blackout Wednesday tonight??” Baby I am not 19 anymore. No tf I’m not
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Anything you’ve ever needed to know about me is written down in my notes app
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I bet if I walked around in a high vis vest with a clipboard in hand they’d just let me get away with anything
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 AM
At the function googling “how and where to live on a boat”
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sometimes it’s ok to just wear shirt and pants
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
“European? Imma poopin!”
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Guys I think I’ve literally been changed for good…
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I used to have analog letterboxd
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM