It's vague, plausible, and contains significant errors that a casual reader wouldn't pick up. I'm starting to see this as classic LLM traits.

now that i think of it, with claude, grok and chatgpt, they basically stopped making them woman-coded like siri as soon as they wanted them to act like topic based authorities

Oooh, saw mine on Wednesday and weirdly she didn't mention it, but we did spend a lot of time playing with pebbles and talking about tattoos which feels much more important

...tamponnant, perhaps?