“Happiness is the point between two sorrows”. That sums it up best.

Wasn’t he being paid $8 million a day?

If her forehead was sloped a degree foreword she would be considered a link between homosapien and Neanderthal. Ok, forget about that degree.

and Americans slag British culinary taste…obviously you need to put them between two slices of buttered bread, cousin.

OWNED!

I saw one being chased by three crows just last week. Those birds are neither smart or brave.

‘They always look painfully stupid’ is the statement you are looking for in English.

You want our guano? We tariff our guano! Said the penguins.

And so much mercury I just have to look you for the temperature.

Oh, jeebus. Can you imagine the turmoil if and when we find a vaccine?

This shit writes itself.

Is that the NRFL? Not Real Football League?

The good son that was raised to have their way.

The enemy on the inside.

Surprise of the year would be a more apt title. When you think there is no possible way the electorate could have missed any of the shit that sad piece of humanity said and did and vote for him…surprise!! They must have slept through it all, right?

Preach!!