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The Paper Sparrow
@thepapersparrow.bsky.social
New Zealand multi genre author and cat mum whose dark sense of humour is often misunderstood. DMs deactivated.

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Out pesky morals, out I say.
July 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Whose homeland exactly? Sheesh.
June 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It sounds as if you've earned that nap. In person events are fabulous, so pleased it went well.
June 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Short of a Weekend at Bernies / formaldehyde mash up, I honestly can't see him going the distance. He'll be eating reheated McDonalds in hell when the shit hits the fan.
June 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Some members are definitely working hard to rule themselves out of existence, that's for damned sure. I guess a couple of them are simply out to grift as much in 'donations' as they can before they kick the bucket, forgetting you can't take it with you.
June 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It's okay, they'll still copy you in.
March 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I could go with that, but would probably change out the witch for something less flattering.
March 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If it hurts, it's usually the right call. Same with getting rid of those characters you love, but who serve no purpose. :)
March 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I'd absolutely pay to watch that!
March 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They've earned that snooze!
March 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I know it probably counts for diddly squat, but now when the back-matter in my eBooks is updated, I make sure that BlueSky is the only link available for social media.
March 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Fabulous line up of books. I'm deep in planning for an event in April and there's so much to remember.
March 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ewww. I always think of curdled milk when I think of lime. Not sure why.
March 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And chocolate is the only option.
March 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I was hoping they'd hold up LIE signs, and keep a running tally.
March 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
That is freaking brilliant! And so very accurate.
March 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM