Philocrates
@thephilocrates.bsky.social
Remember when Um, Actually was on YouTube and I would watch it? I do. Oh well.
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Remember when Um, Actually was on YouTube and I would watch it? I do. Oh well.
I've thought about it. My conclusion: You're unhinged and you need to stop foisting your trauma onto others and their entirely unrelated situations.
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I've thought about it. My conclusion: You're unhinged and you need to stop foisting your trauma onto others and their entirely unrelated situations.
Some real melodramatic fucks in here, huh?
January 29, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Some real melodramatic fucks in here, huh?
The fuck are you weirdos doing, take it to a DM and hide your shame from the public eye
January 29, 2026 at 6:27 AM
The fuck are you weirdos doing, take it to a DM and hide your shame from the public eye
"Set your feelings about Spider-Man in Magic aside"
No.
No.
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 AM
"Set your feelings about Spider-Man in Magic aside"
No.
No.
Disrespectfully: You're infuriatingly stupid.
January 27, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Disrespectfully: You're infuriatingly stupid.
Or mayhaps video games learned to time travel and made the Nazis do a genocide? 2/2
January 27, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Or mayhaps video games learned to time travel and made the Nazis do a genocide? 2/2
This just in: All of human history prior to the invention of video games was peaceful and free of sociopaths. No wars, no murders, no genocides, no conflict whatsoever. "Crystal" has thus decreed all records to the contrary to be incorrect. 1/2
January 27, 2026 at 6:32 AM
This just in: All of human history prior to the invention of video games was peaceful and free of sociopaths. No wars, no murders, no genocides, no conflict whatsoever. "Crystal" has thus decreed all records to the contrary to be incorrect. 1/2
BoF3, Teepo was the character.
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 AM
BoF3, Teepo was the character.
They're thinking of BoF3 and the character Teepo.
January 26, 2026 at 8:26 AM
They're thinking of BoF3 and the character Teepo.
Exactly. The people who excused and defended it while China was in control had me tearing my hair out. But now they see the issue when it's largely already too late.
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Exactly. The people who excused and defended it while China was in control had me tearing my hair out. But now they see the issue when it's largely already too late.
It was always spyware and a propaganda tool. The only change is who is in control of it/has access to it/what they will do with the information. I was smart enough not to touch it when China was in control of it, and most certainly smart enough not to now.
January 26, 2026 at 8:16 AM
It was always spyware and a propaganda tool. The only change is who is in control of it/has access to it/what they will do with the information. I was smart enough not to touch it when China was in control of it, and most certainly smart enough not to now.
Summary execution. I don't feel like we should waste our time giving Nazis trials.
January 25, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Summary execution. I don't feel like we should waste our time giving Nazis trials.
I am slightly still jonesing after 100%ing the FFT remaster.
January 21, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I am slightly still jonesing after 100%ing the FFT remaster.
UB slop, does not thematically fit or belong in Magic.
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 AM
UB slop, does not thematically fit or belong in Magic.
I don't like it, but I also don't dislike it. I've never even heard of a SZA so I'm guessing I'm well outside the target audience for their music. So long as I still get my Sawano in the film itself I'm golden.
January 16, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I don't like it, but I also don't dislike it. I've never even heard of a SZA so I'm guessing I'm well outside the target audience for their music. So long as I still get my Sawano in the film itself I'm golden.
Lorwyn and all the Elves and Elementals is making me itch, but I'm too broke these days to dip too much into the set. At most I might grab the 9 pack bundle and call it a day.
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Lorwyn and all the Elves and Elementals is making me itch, but I'm too broke these days to dip too much into the set. At most I might grab the 9 pack bundle and call it a day.
Greymond or Caracal, humans and cats are generally safe building choices for white. Greymond has the better value and is likely the safer of the two. I can however see myself trying something janky with Riftmarked.
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Greymond or Caracal, humans and cats are generally safe building choices for white. Greymond has the better value and is likely the safer of the two. I can however see myself trying something janky with Riftmarked.
Wait, strike that. Forgot FF14 is filled entirely with Hank Hill butts.
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Wait, strike that. Forgot FF14 is filled entirely with Hank Hill butts.
What a happy family, to which absolutely nothing bad will happen. Nyope. Nothing. Never. Only good things.
December 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What a happy family, to which absolutely nothing bad will happen. Nyope. Nothing. Never. Only good things.
getting me my first gaming console, a SNES with Zelda LttP bundled with it. I suppose in the end though my favorite would be my boy Reno, a miniature Eskimo with some mix, who passed away last year at 14 years old. A late Christmas present in January from my parents that year. 3/3
December 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
getting me my first gaming console, a SNES with Zelda LttP bundled with it. I suppose in the end though my favorite would be my boy Reno, a miniature Eskimo with some mix, who passed away last year at 14 years old. A late Christmas present in January from my parents that year. 3/3
ten years ago. My parents have gotten me a lot of great gifts over the years, including just on random occasions such as one day coming home with a bag of McDonald's that had my favorite order in it along with DMC4 and Assassins Creed 1, both for the PS3. There's my grandparents on my dad's side 2/?
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
ten years ago. My parents have gotten me a lot of great gifts over the years, including just on random occasions such as one day coming home with a bag of McDonald's that had my favorite order in it along with DMC4 and Assassins Creed 1, both for the PS3. There's my grandparents on my dad's side 2/?