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Phoenix
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Things are going to be nerdy, political, weird, and perverted over here.

You've been warned.
History Doesn't Repeat Itself, But It Often Rhymes
August 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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This is your reminder that you’re amazing and the world is lucky to have you.

#positivitywithteeth #youmatter #chaoticencouragement #sharklove #dailyaffirmation #jessacreates
May 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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SAVE THE PENGUINS.
STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS.
April 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We are living in the sequel story where the hero from the last story is now the villain.
March 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I got a 5 star review that said they felt like I called them a Nazi and now I have to do sensitivity training?

Since when did they become such fucking snowflakes?
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
See, this is how big titty Fae lure me into the woods again.
February 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I've never met anyone that hates the teachings of Jesus more than Christians.
January 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I have a policy of punching Nazi's
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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BREAKING: President Biden just pardoned:

* General Mark Milley
* Dr. Anthony Fauci
* Jan. 6 Committee members of Congress and staffers
* The police officers who testified before the Jan. 6 Committee

Biden says these pardons are not an acknowledgment of wrongdoing.
January 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
President Nixon’s 2nd Inauguration, the flags flown half staff to honor President Truman.

So yeah. Tradition. Honor. All thrown out to appease some candy-ass, whiny man child.
January 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It always hurts when some of your favorite characters and stories are created by a monster. He's the type of person I would put as the overarching bag guy in a D&D game where the characters love them until they find out they have been used by him to commit acts of evil that would shake the Hells.
There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
www.vulture.com
January 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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We need to normalise, in media, on socials and in face to face conversations, saying 'This is a stupid conversation and I'm not going to continue it.'
January 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
My new years resolution is to be a problem to those that require it and comfort and joy to those that have earned it.
January 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
South Florida is preparing for the end of 2024 by becoming Silent Hill.
December 31, 2024 at 2:28 PM
If you're angry about having a small dick, is that considered a micro aggression?
December 30, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Just a few #swampkitties trying to keep warm
#alligator #Florida #Everglades
December 28, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I think the rainbow over the "Fuck Biden" flag is just poetic. Also an invitation from a bunch of men that are huddled close together on tiny boats.
December 14, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Enjoy adult governance. The lunatics will soon be in charge of the asylum.
December 13, 2024 at 12:01 PM
I almost wish I felt bad for anyone that has to deal with my responses to spam messages.
November 30, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I also post things about nature and the Everglades. #nature #alligator #Everglades #Florida
November 29, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Witchy behavior
November 26, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I'm here, I'm not queer, but I am an accomplice.

Your fight is my fight, your rights are my rights.

I am ready to roll initiative. Shall we get started?
November 29, 2024 at 3:39 AM