This is too funny to see at 4AM

Stukje uit de A12 frezen.

Perfect transfers feel like a cheat code

Looks like a space cloud or a painting

I fucking hate modern design philosophy.

(Of courser after I typed up that whole yap I get off my ass and see that the front panel audio connector isn’t plugged in)

Literally anything could be at fault right now. Of course I could take this all to mean that the panel isn’t connected (I’m pretty sure I connected it, but I haven’t checked), or that the motherboard is simply fucked up, but because of the way the troubleshooters are set up I’ll never fucking know.

Instead it just spits out whatever audio devices it sees (it sees the audio jacks on the motherboard, but still doesn’t give any helpful info about why the one on the front is playing dead).

One problem though: you’re wearing headphones. Or maybe you don’t have a mic. Either way, the test comes up dead (no kidding, you don’t have audio). So next is a scan for driver issues. It sees none, because of bloody course it doesn’t.

Audio problem? None of the “self‐help articles” appear to be of any value at first glance. You consent to have this “get help” app scan for possible issues (¿Why does it need your consent anyway, it’s a bloody troubleshooter). It plays a tone, apparently trying to see if your mic picks it up.

I guess because it implies a lack of funds for mothballs

Richer than I could even fathom and he still runs away from his child support payments. That’s something else.

It is kinda funny to me, but it’s also kinda grim.

If people are really egging wankpanzers, there’s still hope for humanity.

(I say as I re‐word that previous reply slightly to make it exactly 300 characters long so that I can squeeze it into one reply)

Sorry for getting long there (I blame the fact that this app has a button to chain a reply to your upcoming post, baked right into the composer, which I actually love because it promotes better wording and more thought instead of promoting a festering cesspool of 240-letter character assassinations.

I say ‘generous’ because no, I’ve never seen it, and I never made an effort to exclude single‐use straws from my life; I’m trying to be generous mostly to myself.