Civilian Bone Spurs

Can’t ruin relations with our allies if you’re out on the green missing your pars 🙌

Just paid $6 for a single dozen of eggs, thanks Donnie.

When what they really need is therapist

I wish the Dems were this cool, but alas

Canada threatens energy, Norway has cut off military fuel. Who will be the next ally we chase off?

“STOP BEING MEAN TO DADDY PUTIN!”

Hello Galutrad! Do you have an invite link to your discord? The link in your Linktree doesn’t appear to work!

I recommend Ted Lasso. Good character development for one of the characters and it’s just such an uplifting show

I need something to fill the gap between my three coexist stickers 6 Salt Life stickers, and 18 Life Is Good stickers

And don’t watch Season One and think “This isn’t so bad!” Every season ups the ante lmao

“This isn’t red or blue, get a clue” needs to be on a bumper sticker or something

Well actually, what people find “annoying” can change day by day depending on mood and amount of sleep so it’s very possible you’ll never find it, as it’s unlikely someone is going to say exactly the right thing at the right time.

Sometimes it’s best to air out your worst puns. Some jokes are just plane boring, others are First Class.