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the hog of the forsaken
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he sit in the bog so dark and wet, he got so much time, he ain't even worried yet
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My man is tense
December 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The normalness rushing back into my body as my nervous system relaxes for the first time in days. Not sure if I will be buzzing with energy when we get home or if I'll collapse in a tired heap, but I'm happy either way
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sitting on Marta ready to go home baby, I'm so (almost) back
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The selfish driver, the headphone less tik tok watcher, the standing in the boarding line way before it starts people, I hope you all suffer and die
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Nothing like travel, be it airplane, train, or automobile, to make me hate all other humans and wish for the end of us all
December 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
One day I will have a nice Christmas again, and it will be when I stop trying to make my family happy and decide to make myself happy for a change.
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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If you use generative AI to "explore ideas" you are mentally weaker than even the smallest child. If you feel that you need generative AI to "structure your thoughts" you lack the confidence of an 8 year old. If you feel shame about your diminished inner world, you should. You're bad at daydreaming
December 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I was in a pretty meh mood this morning coming into work after a weekend trip down to see my family. But then I opened my work bag and saw one of my gifts from my wife this year, a framed Polaroid a dear friend took of us at our wedding party cabin weekend, and now I'm having a nice day.
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Happy holidays
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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well, i guess it's some very thin sliver of a personal silver lining that now i don't have to pretend to have actually read manufacturing consent (instead of just reading a wikipedia entry about it) anymore
December 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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three-day bundle secured, @theporkofcrime.bsky.social and i will see all you dancin devils on the floor next august 🐊 🐊 🐊

god i love forest hills so much
gizzheads who else is locked, loaded, and ready to FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR SATURDAY RAVE FLOOR TICKETS
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
People who think the world will eventually hold this admin accountable for its crimes should check in on george Bush and his admin.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Me every time I see a day to remember mentioned: oh I love dear maria
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Man I have deleted like 5 fantastic drafts in the past half hour. Can't believe this app doesn't have fucking drafts yet.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A big combo of things are making me feel like shit today. I would just like for today to be over, but I'm gonna have to scrape a day worth living out of what's left of it I reckon.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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the lion does not concern themselves with listening to “normal” music at the gym
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I am definitely not listening to Animal I Have Become over and over while lifting weights bc I heard a sped up night core ass version at the beginning of a tren twins yt video. I have super normal tendencies and my brain works regular style.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don't fear the man who has listened to 10,000 songs, I fear the man who has listened to the same song 10,000 times (me)
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Wore a pig destroyer shirt to work assuming it would be cold and now it's too hot but I can't take off my outer layer.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Some people say certain words weird. Not me though. I say all words normal.
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
New Predator movie looks cool and fun to watch, the only important elements of a Predator movie.
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Beast mode
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Having a beer in Gay, Georgia
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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extremely cool
🪱 🪱 🪱 happy halloween from me and approximately 5,999,999 other demons 🪱 🪱 🪱

to my friends who asked what i’m dressed as, here’s your excuse to go read Kill 6 Billion Demons so we can twirl our hair and kick our feet while gabbing about a great comic together
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM