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monke
May 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
drink beer watch Wallace n’ Gromit man life is good
May 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the movement is in motion with massive militant poetry
May 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
we need to

Rage Against the Machine
May 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
In this household, we believe in Robert McNamara supremacy

‘All Hail Rob’
May 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Scott Pilgrim v.s. 3 Horny Milfs
May 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Every time I deplane I weep for humanity. It is truly embarrassing how many simpletons exist who lack the necessary cognitive ability to gather their things and gtfo in a timely fashion. No urgency. No clue. No hope.

Pathetic.
May 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I need to touch some grass and touch some ass.

Real quick or I’m going down the deep end.
May 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
India & Pakistan - I know we got some beef but can we not do this right now? I don’t think I have the mental capacity to process a direct conflict between two nuclear armed powers at the moment. Thanks.
April 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Brian Griffin IRL
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is how I’m tryna be
April 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Mark Cuban Gay?!?!?!
April 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I will make Jan 6th will look like a fucking tea party if they raise the price of the Costco Hotdogs.
April 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The “Jersey Cows” have been gunned down in Atlantic City in a mob related hit.

May they rest in peace.
April 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I can say with confidence that Stephan Miller would have no moral qualms with being a gulag administrator and would throughly enjoy his day-to-day tasks.

That dude is absolutely cracked.
April 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I HATE being sober brothers
March 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Bitch please,
You must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back
Down on ya knees
March 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Just got a new tattoo - what do the homies think?
March 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Happy saint patricks day to all my fellow alcoholics.

Time to make some terrible choices.
March 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
March 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Top 2025 Male Children Names:

1. Bort
2. Mcbort
3. Gerrymander
4. Fettuccine
5. LaSex
6. Doyle
7. Margarita
8. Ẽl Capitán
9. Ass Touché
10. Gerald Ford

Read that again
March 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
City boys are up

Country boys get fucked
March 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If the uber doesn’t have enough room I’m gonna kneel in the street and shoot myself im the head with a handgun
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I drank 3 High Noons then went to piss and tried to whip out my cock but I just had a vagina
February 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I don’t contest that Brendan Fraser exists as a concept, but it’s doubtful he has, or had ever existed in reality
February 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM