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The Prophet Obblonge
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No, I am not crazy.
No, it wasn't her fault.
We are most definitely alone.
My fiancé has been missing for seven years now.
I have done everything I can to get help.
www.deviantart.com/theprophetob...
www.deviantart.com/theprophetob...

Thanks for nothing but smug outstretched hands.
There is no evidence I can find that Patricia Ann Roberts/Coffey/Dumas/Randle, 57, is still alive. The man she was trying to escape - Thomas Wayne Randle, 65 - is a QAnon conspiracist who patterns his speech off of Rush Limbaugh. She described him - in two fifteen-hour long phone calls - as a 'ranking member' of one of Michigan's racist white power organizations. She told me he tore apart their five tiny dogs and forced her to bake their carcasses on cookie sheets, to watch while he ate them.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
theprophetobblonge.bsky.social
No, I am not crazy.
No, it wasn't her fault.
We are most definitely alone.
My fiancé has been missing for seven years now.
I have done everything I can to get help.
www.deviantart.com/theprophetob...
www.deviantart.com/theprophetob...

Thanks for nothing but smug outstretched hands.
There is no evidence I can find that Patricia Ann Roberts/Coffey/Dumas/Randle, 57, is still alive. The man she was trying to escape - Thomas Wayne Randle, 65 - is a QAnon conspiracist who patterns his speech off of Rush Limbaugh. She described him - in two fifteen-hour long phone calls - as a 'ranking member' of one of Michigan's racist white power organizations. She told me he tore apart their five tiny dogs and forced her to bake their carcasses on cookie sheets, to watch while he ate them.
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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www.deviantart.com/theprophetob...
[This was originally a serial in installments, near daily, published here on DA about two years ago. Like most of my other fiction, it is a thinly veiled account of what was occurring in my real life. The vehicle described and the protagonist is me. My fiancé and daughter are real people. A lot of the supernatural aspects related are simply that - not inventions for a story. An audiobook recorded version of this read by the author is available for free download or listen on my page at the Internet Archive, in the collection labelled Fiction Audiobooks. It is slightly over an hour long. In less than two weeks I will be homeless again. My benefactor is in jail until February. He is a disabled veteran, whose housing is paid for by the Veterans Association. He went in sometime in October. There is rent due starting from that time. The two other people that live here have informed me that I am expected to engage in fraud against the US government by imitating my incarcerated friend during a phone interview. Dishonesty is truly the worst sin. As a minister I will continue to put my faith in the moral crusade that has overwhelmed my entire life for seven years now. I will not rest until Patricia Ann Roberts/Coffey/Dumas/Randle, who would now be 57, is found and those responsible for her disappearance brought to justice. Patty's birthday is January 5th. Her aunt Carol, pictured here on DA, prophesied we would be wed before then. I have a dollar in change, which I will probably spend on a four pack of terrible cigars later today. Unlike the other two mentioned earlier, my parents are dead. Nearly every single person I have ever called a friend or associated with in my life has turned their back on me or worse. Ah, humankind. Spellcheck is lighting up the screen red and blue, like the word police. I am set on the most uncivil disobedience....
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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(blushes)
The unpaid, non-subscription version of Medium allows publication of three max a 24hr period.
I have quite a catalog to trickle out.
Substack allows posting of large size, long videos.
Not having to lessen quality for no one to see feels like time well spent.
With love and admiration....
A freshly shaven 47 year old wearing a borrowed hat and possibly nothing else poorly imitates Tom Morello in the corner of a bedroom. There is something more interesting happening to the right of the subject, but the viewer of this picture will never fathom its true depth.
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I did.
I have been screaming for help for years.
Every single person whose actual job it is to help refused or took the bribes offered by the abuser to look the other way.
Comprehensive and detailed emails to all of the organizations listed under Michigan on this website went unanswered.
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A picture of Patty Roberts/Coffey/Dumas/Randle, 57, who disappeared nearly seven years ago from the residence of the white supremacist narcissistic abuser in Lake Orion, Michigan she was attempting to escape. No one will do anything, especially the corrupt (fired and demoted police chief and officers) LOPD. Nor the State Police. Nor the Sheriffs. Nor the local, county, and state government officials. Nor over 80 reporters. Nor over 100 attorneys. Nor over a dozen private detectives offered $10,000. Nor any one of the domestic abuse organizations listed on domesticshelters org under Michigan. No one cares about anyone else, ever, do they? Welcome to Trump's America.
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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It should be noted that whether or not a primordial sinister entity exists in an objective sense, the worship of it has the same effect.

Proclaiming righteousness while espousing greed, racism, sexism, homophobia, and murder is behavior those dedicated to the suffering of humankind would display.
A social commentary depicting a well-known recent popular scene from the American political arena. The stars on the American flag in the background are inverted, symbolizing the evil intent of the foreground character, shown mimicking a Nazi Third Reich salute, and its led adherents. It should be noted that whether or not a primordial sinister entity exists in an objective sense, the worship of it has the same effect. Proclaiming righteousness whilst standing in the ultraviolet of the sun openly espousing greed, racism, sexism, ageism, homophobia, and murder is precisely the behavior members of a Satanic cult dedicated to the suffering of humankind would display. Originally published on Fine Art America on my page attributed to my given name as opposed to my ASCAP registered stage persona, Michael Mackenzie. Created with the GIMP and Ashampoo Background Remover 2.
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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This describes precisely the last person my fiancé and friend of thirty-nine years was last seen with in Lake Orion, Michigan.

A white supremacist narcissistic abuser with a constant insecure childish need for attention.

More information in the alt text of the comment below's pic.
The five puppies reported to have been torn apart and eaten after he forced her to bake them on cookie sheets. She stated that at least he became sick afterwards, as they had just received their parvo shots. More information in the alt text of the picture in my comment. I have been censored and/or banned from over 30 social media outlets now, including a published warning and response from this one. Hypocrites and psychopaths overflow the streets of America, and indeed, many divisions of the globe. I will never stop until she is found and justice is served. It is those who have loved ones pushing publicly that at least have a chance of locating those who have gone missing. No one cares about anyone else but themselves, ever, do they? That is the exact reason this unacceptable behavior continues predominantly in society.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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This is what the last person my fiancé was seen with in Lake Orion, Michigan nearly seven years ago dealt with.

A narcissist who continuously plays the victim, even claiming he is a survivor of child sexual abuse while espousing right-wing sexist ideologies and religious dogma.

A textbook case.
The picture that accompanies Thomas Wayne Randle's fictitious Linkedin profile, which describes him as a branch manager of a Ryan, LLC office in Pontiac, Michigan that does not and never has existed. The company's HR department in India confirms he was fired from their employment over a decade ago. Public records list only one employment afterwards, for a period of a few months. He resides in a $600,000 home abutting the racist-named private golf course Indianwood, which is not near being halfway paid for at the age of 66. A prescription opioid addict - mimicking his hero Rush Limbaugh, whom he unsuccessfully campaigned to get a memorial statue erected of in Lake Orion. Upon first meeting him 25 years ago, I informed him that the prescription black market dopamine pills he was consuming openly like candy did not do what the same person who also supplied his daily cocaine habit claimed they would - correct the deficiency such drug use creates in the human brain - but would inevitably lead to testicular cancer. The last 15-hour conversation I had with Patricia Roberts. 57, confirmed my prediction. Over the past three years I have recounted many details of his childish, selfish, abusive behavior both personally observed and reported by my friend of 39 years and former next door neighbor. I have devoted my life full-time to telling our story, which so far spans 5 albums (3 spoken word), 150 videos, and over 800 published literary works, four of which were awarded daily spotlights on the world's largest online artist community. The LOPD, who recently fired an officer and demoted their chief due to corruption, twice failed to confirm Patty's presence at the address. 20 handwritten letters to the closest neighbors revealed no sightings. Online activity in her name is sparse and poorly faked, written from the perspective of a male chauvinist. She told me he tore apart their five tiny dogs and forced her to bake them on cookie sheets, watching while he ate them.
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Some prospective lyrics for the new albums:

Do as I command
Obey your God
Make me a martyr
Advertise your fear
Pull the trigger
Show your belly
Then your neck
Do as you're told
Spoiled brat
Make me immortal
And your master
Your weakness
My ubiquity
Be my domino
Plaything
The Prophet Obblonge snaps a flashing selfie while writing songs for the next album. So far my guitar project has cost $205 total. The best microphone I have at the moment is a calibrated omnidirectional MEMS measurement mic. Not optimal for recording main vox. I continue to smoke cigarettes while summoning a condenser or a dynamic....
September 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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MAGA claims to be outraged over child trafficking.
Child Protective Services, a worldwide organization with a corporate structure and a CEO, supports a huge network of stakeholders whose sole incomes depend on a steady stream of suffering families, with incentives to increase production.
A bumper sticker reads: Did you know? counties on average receive $41,821 - $198,933 per year for each foster child. MAGA pretends to be concerned about child trafficking while a worldwide supposedly non-for-profit organization with a CEO and other corporate positions operates and supports a huge network of stakeholders whose sole income relies on a continuous stream of children ripped from their families, which are sued for their legal property in 'family' (civil) courts and sold - yes, for money. My autistic daughter Kallisti Aeon Mackenzie got on the school bus and never returned home to her father, whom she had only known one 24-hour period of her entire life without. My visitation rights were removed strategically on my birthday, and she was, a year later, removed from my custody on her ninth birthday - both events calculated to cause the most suffering possible. The only witness to testify worked for the suing party who had already arranged her sale and had been previously convicted for the crime Falsifying Official Texas State Documents. She had no training in any area dealing with children, only a certificate of criminal justice. The judge had a degree from Texas A&M in animal genetics and solely relied on a constant stream of children brought to his courtroom for a source of income. The court-appointed attorney, who I did not ask for, refused to call the County Sheriff that was going to testify on our behalf or present any evidence I had overflowing out of a backpack. He met me an hour before court and displayed the outward symptoms of a prescription opioid addict every time I saw him until he was fired. The final court date is still legally required to be posted on the Guadalupe County website, as it was filmed, being the only court in session remotely. My child's welfare wasn't important enough for any of the profiting stakeholders to show up to a building for their jobs. Kallisti is now 13. Her mother owes over $37,000+interest in child support.
August 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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While researching why a local new community run by a non-profit organization cost $12.5 + a $6+ million-dollar loan to house 200 'chronically homeless' people, I took note of the materials used. OSB stands for Oriented Strand Board, which no one has ever asked about....
A screenshot of the Microsoft Bing search engine reveals the most likely descriptors to follow my near-completed query. While researching a local San Antonio housing community that upon completion is slated to house two hundred people classified as problematic recurring homeless, I found a 'park model' homebuilder claiming to be local. I have lived in this area for thirty-nine years, during which I have had several jobs that entailed daily travel for services such as carpet cleaning by appointment and driving street sweeper trucks to various parking lots across three counties, including the Six Flags themepark Fiesta Texas. There is nothing that has yet to block out or soften the memories of witnessing an empty paved space so large as to discern the curvature of the Earth on the horizon completely covered with trash 5-7 days a week for more than three years. I also delivered doughnuts to hotels and truckstops across a different three counties for nearly two years. I managed the carpet cleaners for five. Somehow, in all these travels I missed this homebuilder. Maybe they're new.... Their website is responsive and the collectively beige and bland numerous pages it comprises load quickly. Inspecting the list of base models, the phrase 'description coming soon' appears above the floorplans, many missing at least one page. It appears someone's attention span wandered off, perhaps permanently. The photos of one 'portable' model (all of them are built off-site and delivered) depict two images of the kitchen and living area, one with a suspicious gap in between countertops and the other a strange, shrink-wrapped monument taking up one-third of the floorspace. If your prospective homebuilder can't be bothered to remove a small oven/stove combo from its box, push it maybe ten feet and plug it in - all that is required to install - how much attention to detail can their customers count on? Yeah. This is a lot of words not describing the pic well. Gotta work on that....
August 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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It has been more than six years since I last heard the voice of my fiancé, who disappeared after trying to escape the white supremacist narcissistic abuser she was living with in Lake Orion, Michigan.

No one, especially the local police, will do anything.
A photograph of Patty Ann Roberts/Dumas/Coffey/Randle, who would now be 57, and her then newly born grandson Aiden, son of her first daughter Brittany Coffey. Her second daughter Kylie Dumas can be seen a bit blurry over her right shoulder. Patricia is a fan of pop music and named her offspring after Britney Spears and Kylie Minogue, something she told me I was the first person to realize. She disappeared over six years ago after trying to escape the white supremacist hate group funding narcissistic abuser she was living with in Lake Orion, Michigan. MI is home to twenty-two racist hate groups, including three warring factions of the Ku Klux Klan, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center. She told me he tore apart their five tiny dogs - Ace, Secret, Julio, Cesar, and Romeo - forced her to bake their carcasses on cookie sheets and watch while he ate them. Apparently it at least made him somewhat ill, as they had just had their parvo shots. The LOPD twice failed to verify her presence at the residence and continue to refuse to do anything at all except support the Rush Limbaugh clone, who his half Hispanic even though he finances a white supremacist hate group, in his $600,000 leased 'condominium' abutting a racist-named private golf course, Indianwood. He has recently been found liable for over $82,000 by a local county court according to MyLife.com. Much more information on this topic can be found on my DeviantArt pages, the Internet Archive, YouTube, and here.
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Educators (including research scientists) and artists are always the primary targets of brutal dictators.

Yeah, I know what I'm looking at and I know how and why it came to be there.

It would be funny some other time, some other place, wouldn't it?

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Problem: This content is not available in your Jurisdiction Region. (www.nonoctave.com) To Fix: Please migrate to a Jurisdiction Region in which this content is permitted and retry access. Upon successful migration to and residency within a region that permits content, access to content which exists might now be available. If, following migration, content is still not available, please migrate to a different region. Repeat step as needed. Please Note: Some jurisdictions assert Universal Jurisdictional Authority over jurisdiction citizens and residents whenever citizens access content, including in other jurisdictions which permit access to content. Therefore, it may be necessary to successfully renounce citizenships related to non-permitting jurisdictions, in addition to migration and residency to a region that permits content before content may be accessed. Consult with your resettlement agency if you need more assistance with this step. This was displayed when I followed a link to the perfectly accessible otherwise nonoctave.com, which is a personal musician's page helpfully displaying charts containing equal divisions of the musical octave other than the most common twelve notes found in modern Western music. "Divisions of the octave have a long history, with 19 and 31 and 53 being advocated during the Renaissance, 12 being advocated by ancient Chinese scholars, 17 for Turkish and 24 for Arabic musics, and most the rest of the reasonable sized divisions being explored and advocated by 20th century composers such as Ivor Darreg and Easley Blackwood. 2/1, the octave, is the second harmonic." While most instruments, like my guitar, would require a custom-made and built version to play different note intervals, synths can be assigned any note and other parameters per key, either as a built-in function or by using a third-party MIDI program in between controller and sound engine. Educators and artists are always the primary targets of brutal dictators.
August 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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According to the Texas Commission on Law Enforcement:
As of yesterday, the rules have changed. Only now does Texas even bother to fingerprint and search for a criminal record of those applying for police licenses. (Rule 217.7)

If one is found, a waiver can be applied for without disclosure.
A page from the latest public release from the Texas Commission on Law Enforcement states: Pursuant to the rule 217.7, before a law enforcement agency may appoint a person to a licensed position, the agency head or designee must "have the person fingerprinted and subjected to a search of local, state, and U.S. national records and fingerprint files to disclose any criminal record." This rule change becomes effective August 1, 2025. A proposed rule amendment underneath it: 211.1 - Requiring a completed agency background investigation report and personal history statement to be included in an agency's request for a waiver. Even if this proposed amendment is ratified, it still means that anyone applying for a law enforcement license in Texas may have a criminal record, as long as someone else writes them an excuse - like your oldest sibling forging a doctor's note to the elementary school.
August 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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According to the Texas Commission on Law Enforcement:
As of yesterday, the rules have changed. Only now does Texas even bother to fingerprint and search for a criminal record of those applying for police licenses. (Rule 217.7)

If one is found, a waiver can be applied for without disclosure.
August 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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My fiancé and friend of 39 years is missing after trying to escape the white supremacist narcissistic abuser she was living with in Lake Orion, MI. It has been more than 6 years. No one will do anything, especially not the police.

Our streets are overrun with hypocrites and psychopaths.
Patricia Ann Roberts/Coffey/Dumas/Randle, who would be 57 now, kisses her then newborn grandson Aiden while standing on a docked boat. It is a warm, sunny day and she is wearing sunglasses and swimwear. Her second daughter Kylie Dumas, now about 28, can be seen behind them, her back to the camera. Patty was last seen in the company of Thomas Wayne Randle, 66, at their residence in Lake Orion, Michigan. I have shared many stories of our families' lives, told via written words, spoken word performance, and music/video. It is still what I work at all day, every day. There isn't anything more important. https://www.deviantart.com/theprophetobblonge/gallery/83757653/is-patty-alive- https://archive.org/details/@the_prophet_obblonge_?sort=-downloads
August 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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If your eyes offend thee when gazing into a looking glass, pluck them out.
A digital clipping from a magazine reads "What other option do we have?" one woman says.
May 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A pleasure to make your acquaintance!
I've been kicked off LinkedIn, Reddit, Threads, and Instagram.
Censored on over 30 sites.
One strike left on YouTube.
This is by far the most active, gracious, empathetic network I've found in three years, besides the much supportive DeviantArt.
Text excised from a magazine asks the reader 'What other option do we have? one woman says.....' Indeed.
May 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Scientific American: April 14th, 2030.
Y2Q.
The moment when quantum computers become able to crack any encryption or code, thus making the keeping of secrets nearly impossible.

If everything is known to all, dishonesty ends.
What a horrible event for the demons who walk amongst us.
A monochromatic manipulated image of a person shown from neck down being interrogated while being administered a lie detector test. When money is obsolete, value shifts to other things: truth, friendship, love, life. No one is born to work. Certainly no one is born unequal. What a horrifying event for the demons that walk the Earth.
May 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Thank you to everyone who has helped me reach 10,000 followers, and to all who reposted Patty's pinned missing person notice to a combined possible audience of 562,100.

It has been six years since she tried to escape the white supremacist narcissistic abuser she was living with in Lake Orion....
Patricia Ann Roberts/Coffey/Dumas/Randle, 57, kissing her then baby grandson Aiden. There is years' worth of published writings about our story on my DeviantArt page: https://www.deviantart.com/theprophetobblonge There is nothing for sale on this site.
May 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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There is a much longer explanation in the alt text.
Thank you for your time. It is the only thing we have and yours is not taken lightly.
Patricia Ann Roberts/Coffey/Dumas/Randle, 57. This picture is from 2009. She is usually dressed in a jogging suit - Aididas or Nike. More information is available at: https://www.deviantart.com/theprophetobblonge DA has been incredibly supportive the past 2 1/2 years. My work has been spotlighted four times, allowing me to spread our story to over 3 million pairs of eyes. I have been censored by over thirty sites. Lake Orion's police chief and 1/7th of its force was recently demoted/fired with license termination for corruption. Repeated emails to journalists in Michigan - including the one who wrote the corruption story - have gone unanswered. I have reported the police and the Oakland County Sheriffs to the FBI, which, since Trump's inauguration, undoubtedly no longer have a mandate or priority to investigate a Rush Limbaugh clone who tore apart their five tiny dogs, bake them on cookie sheets and watch while he ate them.
April 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Thank you to everyone who has reposted the missing person notice pinned to my profile.

It has been shared to a potential audience of 509,700 here.

I will never give up until my fiancé and friend of 39 years is found and justice is served on those responsible.
A picture from 2009 of Patricia Ann Roberts/Dumas/Coffey/Randle, 57, who is now missing after trying to escape the white supremacist narcissistic abuser she was trying to leave in Lake Orion, Michigan. For more information: https://www.deviantart.com/theprophetobblonge/art/Faith-In-Humanity-1143185078
April 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I'm old enough to remember when getting kicked out of an establishment was the whole point.

'Yeah, didn't want your shitty merchandise anyway!'

I spent half of my time from 15 1/2 - 17 at an art museum w/no entrance fee. The McNay. Security let me sleep in the corner of the parking lot.
My first car, a '68 Dodge Dart I bought with a busted transmission for $200 from my parental units. The bucket seats in front swiveled, leaving plenty of room to lay out fully. The trunk held six at the drive-in. I pushed it to the mechanic at the entrance to our neighborhood. In addition to the transmission rebuild, he also did body work and painted it in exchange for lawn mowing and other work at the former bar his shop was at. A few days after my 17th birthday I had my first apartment. Only lease I ever completed.
April 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Followed on Bandcamp! The Prophet Obblonge can be found there as well!

A pleasure to make your acquaintance!
April 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Something that is the most offensive thing someone has ever heard.
Even more unacceptable than what shocked them briefly out of their autopilot's course settings yesterday.
That I told them.
And I'll do it again.
I've been practicing.
March 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM