Bobby got back!

Oof. This is tough. My first crush was Lynda Carter’s Wonder Woman. Bad girls just weren’t for me … until college. And the winner ended up being … Fairuza Balk’s Nancy from “The Craft”.

And so began my journey into the world of spooky grrlz

My wife makes 1/3 of my postal salary, but tries very hard to pay for her own things that aren’t “us” related. I tried to give her my card once to get something she REALLY wanted, and I got a stern “No” from her. She ain’t no trophy and won’t let me treat her as such. 🤣

I have a sneaking suspicion that whoever’s making this will overlook the blistering levels of satire in the original, and make a rah-rah military good/bug bad shoot’em up without the layers of self-criticism

Do we have a Dazzler yet? I can nominate a few: Olivia Newton-John, Joni Mitchell, Carly Simon

They start at zero trust. Highly restricted, monitored contact w/young mutants. No responsibilities beyond group-level interactions. Very much a “Big Brother is watching you” thing — possibly have a team of telepaths tag-team low level continuous scan 24/7 to keep ‘em honest.

Floyd the barber.

My particular “cookie pusher” lives in California (whereas I reside in Oregon), so thankfully she can’t strong-arm me every year in person.

That being said, I still end up ordering at least 8 boxes per year. 🤦🏼‍♂️

I chose pear halves in heavy syrup rather than ice cream. Is this winning?