ALWAYS Yukon gold

Also, I am middle aged and live in the suburbs. 80% of my social circle are leftists and they are also mostlymarried couples with kids and a house. Leftists can still believe in community and families and kids and all that! (Just not exclusively for white cis hetero child-rearing suburbanites)

I'm not even mad - this is my favorite kind of silly argument for the Internet's lead-up to the holiday weekend.

Where is that guy who gets a chop suey sandwich every year? That's always a fun day on the Internet

I'm pretty sure that the name of the Institute gives away the game.

Is there any problem that they *don't* think will improve by strengthening "traditional family values?"

I was specifically invited to my dad's assistant's wedding when I was like, nine, because I used to call his office and sometimes I'd talk to her if he wasn't available. I was specifically invited to cousin's weddings, family friend weddings, etc. Different weddings have different expectations!

Should women sacrifice their time and bodies to save men? 🤔

Well I wasn't upset but now I am

I would love to see a rundown of the jobs that his classmates now have. Just waves of Communists at ::checks notes:: Skadden and Cravath

I love listening to Michael Hobbes complain about all the emails he gets about his pronunciation 😅