Mark Bauer
@thepurplebauer.bsky.social
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🔵 expat living in an un-named country that does not permit extradition to Tr-mpistan. The beatings will stop in 4 years. Unless the Orange Melon Felon cancels the next election.
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National Guard versus The Furries.

Who wins??
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My suggestion is that Chicago and the State of Illinois should immediately round up and expel any resident of Texas currently in Illinois.
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Based on the Pambo Blondi hearing, I would say that congressional oversight is no longer a thing.
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The people of Georgia must be complete idiots to have elected and to continue to tolerate Marge SporkToes.
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Illegal immigrants fording across the Chicago River to invade River North.

Oops no this is the Rio Grande in Texas.
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Sorry Trump you sad sack motherfucker, this is not happening in Portland or Chicago or anywhere else in the USA.
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Chuck Grassley looks like a freaking mummy
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Have a blessed day, Pambo Blondi.