Mollymauk
@thepurplecircusman.bsky.social
Just a guy going through life with 4 spouses, a bunch of kids, and too many pets to count! Xe/xem pronouns! Writer working on becoming a published author!
Do not give me paint, I will eat it /j
Do not give me paint, I will eat it /j
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Casar: You can quickly explain Doge with just two numbers.
First: $8 million a day. That’s how much Elon Musk collects in federal government contracts.
Second: $65 a day. That’s how much the average senior—someone who has worked their entire life—gets from Social Security.…
First: $8 million a day. That’s how much Elon Musk collects in federal government contracts.
Second: $65 a day. That’s how much the average senior—someone who has worked their entire life—gets from Social Security.…
March 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Casar: You can quickly explain Doge with just two numbers.
First: $8 million a day. That’s how much Elon Musk collects in federal government contracts.
Second: $65 a day. That’s how much the average senior—someone who has worked their entire life—gets from Social Security.…
First: $8 million a day. That’s how much Elon Musk collects in federal government contracts.
Second: $65 a day. That’s how much the average senior—someone who has worked their entire life—gets from Social Security.…
So I totally didn't forget that this place existed. Pay no mind to me suddenly popping back into existence to cause chaos again. Or do, I'm not your mother
January 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So I totally didn't forget that this place existed. Pay no mind to me suddenly popping back into existence to cause chaos again. Or do, I'm not your mother
You ever write the most self-indulgent shit known to mankind? Yeah, I didn't either, but I am now, and I am having an absolute BALL. Also yes it's about 11 siblings getting dumped into a fantasy world.
Get isekai'd, bitch
Get isekai'd, bitch
December 2, 2024 at 1:58 AM
You ever write the most self-indulgent shit known to mankind? Yeah, I didn't either, but I am now, and I am having an absolute BALL. Also yes it's about 11 siblings getting dumped into a fantasy world.
Get isekai'd, bitch
Get isekai'd, bitch
It's been over a goddamn hour since I was put in a room for my doctor's appointment. I've got legitimate concerns about my health and it seems like nobody fucking cares. All that's happened in the past hour is a nurse came and got my vitals. That's IT. This is bullshit
November 21, 2024 at 5:58 PM
It's been over a goddamn hour since I was put in a room for my doctor's appointment. I've got legitimate concerns about my health and it seems like nobody fucking cares. All that's happened in the past hour is a nurse came and got my vitals. That's IT. This is bullshit
"Why are you like this" Because, Karen, I've been so committed to the bit for so long that I'm not longer me. I AM the bit. I'm god's favorite little court jester and I wear my goddamn jingly hat with PRIDE
November 7, 2024 at 10:13 PM
"Why are you like this" Because, Karen, I've been so committed to the bit for so long that I'm not longer me. I AM the bit. I'm god's favorite little court jester and I wear my goddamn jingly hat with PRIDE
Y'know what? Y'know what. I may stress bake 4 cakes, 50 brownies, and 7 dozen cookies in two days, but also? I am going to start biting people. Fuck you if you voted for Trump. I'm here, I'm queer, I'm crippled, and I'm ANGRY
November 7, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Y'know what? Y'know what. I may stress bake 4 cakes, 50 brownies, and 7 dozen cookies in two days, but also? I am going to start biting people. Fuck you if you voted for Trump. I'm here, I'm queer, I'm crippled, and I'm ANGRY
You ever just sit there and go "Huh, I really am Chaotic Dumbass" and then just move on with your life?
Nah, me neither - I AM a Chaotic Dumbass, and I am going to make that EVERYONE'S problem :D
Nah, me neither - I AM a Chaotic Dumbass, and I am going to make that EVERYONE'S problem :D
November 2, 2024 at 10:35 PM
You ever just sit there and go "Huh, I really am Chaotic Dumbass" and then just move on with your life?
Nah, me neither - I AM a Chaotic Dumbass, and I am going to make that EVERYONE'S problem :D
Nah, me neither - I AM a Chaotic Dumbass, and I am going to make that EVERYONE'S problem :D
I hate being mentally and physically disabled. I can't feel anything below my waist right now (Again). I'm severely dissociated and everything feels like a dream and grounding myself isn't working very well. This shit is the reason I'm glad I don't have a job
October 21, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I hate being mentally and physically disabled. I can't feel anything below my waist right now (Again). I'm severely dissociated and everything feels like a dream and grounding myself isn't working very well. This shit is the reason I'm glad I don't have a job
Anything and everything tastes absolutely delicious if you've gone long enough without food (No I am not eating paint. I am eyeing this coffee table, though)
October 18, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Anything and everything tastes absolutely delicious if you've gone long enough without food (No I am not eating paint. I am eyeing this coffee table, though)
Hope y'all are down with stupid posting, because this account is probably going to be taken over by the other alters in my system lol
October 18, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Hope y'all are down with stupid posting, because this account is probably going to be taken over by the other alters in my system lol
Who needs real freckles when you can just get white paint splattered all over your person? (No I haven't eaten any of the paint. Yet.)
October 18, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Who needs real freckles when you can just get white paint splattered all over your person? (No I haven't eaten any of the paint. Yet.)
Bro I just got KO'd by a 50lb bag of cat food in the middle of Walmart. Bruh. #JusthEDSThings
October 18, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Bro I just got KO'd by a 50lb bag of cat food in the middle of Walmart. Bruh. #JusthEDSThings