The Quail
@thequail.bsky.social
I am just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to understand that I am but a consciousness trapped in a rotting meat sack trying to escape this mortal coil.
Happy family Christmas my dad is yelling about how we need to put Luigi to death because he doesn’t believe anyone should be murdered 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Happy family Christmas my dad is yelling about how we need to put Luigi to death because he doesn’t believe anyone should be murdered 🙃
When I woke up to Dick Cheney being worm food and Jonathan Bailey as Sexiest Man Alive I literally knew Zohran was going to win by the way, I called the election at like 9:30am.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
When I woke up to Dick Cheney being worm food and Jonathan Bailey as Sexiest Man Alive I literally knew Zohran was going to win by the way, I called the election at like 9:30am.
The terrible thing with Zohran Mamdani winning at 34 is he’s ruined every millennial’s Thanksgiving now they have to sit through “well why didn’t you run for mayor? That Zohran boy showed up in person with his resume and he got the job why aren’t you?! I bet you he listened to HIS parents”
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The terrible thing with Zohran Mamdani winning at 34 is he’s ruined every millennial’s Thanksgiving now they have to sit through “well why didn’t you run for mayor? That Zohran boy showed up in person with his resume and he got the job why aren’t you?! I bet you he listened to HIS parents”
The best part of having a mental breakdown at work is the hour limit on booking phone booths so it really forces you to manage your time while having a little panic attack
July 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The best part of having a mental breakdown at work is the hour limit on booking phone booths so it really forces you to manage your time while having a little panic attack
Whenever drama in my friend group breaks out I am reminded of one simple truth: I would rather swallow this phone whole than let a single person read my texts to my partner.
July 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Whenever drama in my friend group breaks out I am reminded of one simple truth: I would rather swallow this phone whole than let a single person read my texts to my partner.
@gamechangershow.bsky.social but for real Paul, the girls need to know how much that wax was we need to compare rates because getting glue ready is $$$ #GameChanger
July 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@gamechangershow.bsky.social but for real Paul, the girls need to know how much that wax was we need to compare rates because getting glue ready is $$$ #GameChanger
@gamechangershow.bsky.social THIS IS HOW SHE GOT SAM SUCKS?! #GameChanger
July 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@gamechangershow.bsky.social THIS IS HOW SHE GOT SAM SUCKS?! #GameChanger
@gamechangershow.bsky.social I need to know how much the wax cost. Girls talk we need to knowledge.
July 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
@gamechangershow.bsky.social I need to know how much the wax cost. Girls talk we need to knowledge.
So we’re all gonna be here for the #Gamechanger episode tomorrow yes?
July 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
So we’re all gonna be here for the #Gamechanger episode tomorrow yes?
Every single wedding on #LoveIsBlind looks like someone designed it in The Sims.
March 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Every single wedding on #LoveIsBlind looks like someone designed it in The Sims.
Watching Alone Australia and we’ve finally reached the part of the season where you have two camps of people:
1. Those who have reached the Arts and Crafts portion of their stay
2. Those who are slowly devolving into Wiley Coyote in their one sided beef with an unknowing animal that effortlessly
1. Those who have reached the Arts and Crafts portion of their stay
2. Those who are slowly devolving into Wiley Coyote in their one sided beef with an unknowing animal that effortlessly
March 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Watching Alone Australia and we’ve finally reached the part of the season where you have two camps of people:
1. Those who have reached the Arts and Crafts portion of their stay
2. Those who are slowly devolving into Wiley Coyote in their one sided beef with an unknowing animal that effortlessly
1. Those who have reached the Arts and Crafts portion of their stay
2. Those who are slowly devolving into Wiley Coyote in their one sided beef with an unknowing animal that effortlessly
I cannot explain why, but I have this gut feeling that #JackQuaid has sat down and housed a whole Rotisserie Chicken before. I have absolutely no proof of this but like I know it in my bones. This is an unshakable reality that I have housed to my very core.
Is this what religious faith feels like?
Is this what religious faith feels like?
March 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I cannot explain why, but I have this gut feeling that #JackQuaid has sat down and housed a whole Rotisserie Chicken before. I have absolutely no proof of this but like I know it in my bones. This is an unshakable reality that I have housed to my very core.
Is this what religious faith feels like?
Is this what religious faith feels like?
I find it really strange that #PostMalone did a collaboration with Oreo and not Post Cereals
February 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I find it really strange that #PostMalone did a collaboration with Oreo and not Post Cereals
Oh that federal funding shut down? My mom runs an emergency shelter for children. Immediately had to stop intake. Gov was like “keep working just without resources!” my mother is now having to explain that without funding THEY CANNOT. So if you voted for this shit know that YOU endangered CHILDREN.
January 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Oh that federal funding shut down? My mom runs an emergency shelter for children. Immediately had to stop intake. Gov was like “keep working just without resources!” my mother is now having to explain that without funding THEY CANNOT. So if you voted for this shit know that YOU endangered CHILDREN.
Thank the gods Violet isn’t a scribe she never asks the right questions or in this case ANY AT ALL. #onyxstorm
January 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Thank the gods Violet isn’t a scribe she never asks the right questions or in this case ANY AT ALL. #onyxstorm
I got to introduce my friend to Wallace and Gromit today but it meant sitting through Gromit crying in the doghouse in the Wrong Trousers and nothing will ever break me like Gromit crying I am crying rn and this was hours ago. I can’t take it. I CANT. FEATHERS MCGRAW CAN SHOOT ME NOW.
January 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I got to introduce my friend to Wallace and Gromit today but it meant sitting through Gromit crying in the doghouse in the Wrong Trousers and nothing will ever break me like Gromit crying I am crying rn and this was hours ago. I can’t take it. I CANT. FEATHERS MCGRAW CAN SHOOT ME NOW.
I just lost Neil Gaiman. David Lynch, and TikTok in one week pray for me fam
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I just lost Neil Gaiman. David Lynch, and TikTok in one week pray for me fam
David Lynch?! WHY IS IT NEVER WOODY ALLEN.
January 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
David Lynch?! WHY IS IT NEVER WOODY ALLEN.
It’s 2am and I heard Hozier cover the Arctic Monkeys for the first time and I being shot back to being 21 a mess and in love with a man 3,000 miles away. Super fucking emotional rn and Like I married him it’s fine he’s literally right here but FUCK Andrew what is your DEAL?! you Fae Trickster fuck
January 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
It’s 2am and I heard Hozier cover the Arctic Monkeys for the first time and I being shot back to being 21 a mess and in love with a man 3,000 miles away. Super fucking emotional rn and Like I married him it’s fine he’s literally right here but FUCK Andrew what is your DEAL?! you Fae Trickster fuck
A modern Sherlock style reboot of Miss Marple staring Miriam Margolyes. Get beloved Brit’s as the killers, Rowan Atkinson or Hugh Laurie as Sir Henry. Make Sally Phillips a Niece. Throw in Pete Capaldi and Judi Dench or just get all the dames actually as bits IT WOULD BE SO GOOD.
January 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
A modern Sherlock style reboot of Miss Marple staring Miriam Margolyes. Get beloved Brit’s as the killers, Rowan Atkinson or Hugh Laurie as Sir Henry. Make Sally Phillips a Niece. Throw in Pete Capaldi and Judi Dench or just get all the dames actually as bits IT WOULD BE SO GOOD.
Genuinely nothing cuntier in this life than a rat during nutcracker season.
December 13, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Genuinely nothing cuntier in this life than a rat during nutcracker season.
Hello Taskmaster UK fans, please go support this Lego idea so we can get a Lego Taskmaster house
#taskmasterUk
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#taskmasterUk
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Taskmaster
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December 2, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Hello Taskmaster UK fans, please go support this Lego idea so we can get a Lego Taskmaster house
#taskmasterUk
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#taskmasterUk
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Sexy dice but they are loaded and only land on “finger” “ear”
November 27, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Sexy dice but they are loaded and only land on “finger” “ear”
Buncha friends are one by one dropping alcohol as a vice which is great and I’m so here for it but I just offered to buy one of them a hotdog at the bar instead and he said “oof no thanks I’ve been Hot Dog Sober for 3 months now” and I am deeply unsupportive
November 23, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Buncha friends are one by one dropping alcohol as a vice which is great and I’m so here for it but I just offered to buy one of them a hotdog at the bar instead and he said “oof no thanks I’ve been Hot Dog Sober for 3 months now” and I am deeply unsupportive
Oh you don’t know what to have for Lunch? Have you tried waiting till 3:00 and then housing half a box of cereal in desperation?
November 20, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Oh you don’t know what to have for Lunch? Have you tried waiting till 3:00 and then housing half a box of cereal in desperation?