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@thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
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thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
Feel like maybe you could help me out here bsky.app/profile/theq...
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
does anyone remember that early twitter weirdo “Mewtwo”
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
does anyone remember that early twitter weirdo “Mewtwo”
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modernistwitch.myatproto.social
feel like we can do better than “man these guys are real fatsos” when talking about agents of state violence idk
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
i’m not a “woo woo” person in the slightest. don’t believe in anything fun or fantastic or spooky or whatever. Not even astrology. and yet i’ve been sleeping so poorly the last several nights that i’ve gotten delusional enough to think my apartment might have a ghost
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
there is no apparent reason for this IIRC. it just seems like author was being a bit impish
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
i read an icelandic crime novel where a character with an androgynous first name is simply never cast one way or the other. like throughout an entire series of novels a single character’s gender is left deliberately ambiguous to the reader
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
i was watching a british tv show and looked up a slang word they used for right-wing nutjobs and it’s really good and we need one over here
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
i cut my hair short and i’m feeling Adorable and Sassy. don’t ask me about anything else please
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
FYI it turns out reddit really doesn’t like it when you comment “Stab him” on a thread about someone’s awful husband
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
i think the pinnacle of this format is either the first season of the sinner or the first season of broadchurch
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
as far as plots go, it’s hard to top “Someone Was Murdered and Everyone in the Town Who Looks Normal is Secretly Doing Fucked Up Shit”

i think my actual dream job would be writing tv shows about sullen detectives who are constantly in a state of “trying to quit smoking”. how do i get that gig
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
you cannot kill me in a way that matters
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
you never know what battles other people are fighting (trying to change where my hair parts)
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
when we saw only one set of footprints, it was moby carrying us
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
what’s Moby up to these days
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
did people watch sneaky pete when it was on? i just watched it and i’m shocked i never heard of it before. Pretty good show
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
kinda funny how there are these two cultural moments going on right now: 1) scapegoating random shit as “causing autism” 2) rampant self-diagnosis of autism

like why are we so afraid of The Children getting autism if every third bitch on tiktok already has it…..just pick one…..
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
i need my weight in macaroni and cheese delivered to me in a bathtub made out of hard tacos
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
is this even fucking normal? i can’t remember when i’ve been hungry like this
thequeenofsauce.bsky.social
found maybe the weirdest possible reddit post history