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god i love the time of year when the chopped cheese harvest comes in
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
god i love the time of year when the chopped cheese harvest comes in
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Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin
September 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin
i didn’t see Fast and the Furious until like way way waaaaaay after it came out and when i finally did i tweeted like “Oh. This is literally just Point Break” and some guy got SO FUCKING MAD at me for that. he was like EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALREADY YOU DUMB WHORE
I’m watching a guy react to The Wizard of Oz, a movie he has never seen before, and basically the entire video is him going “oh, [X] was referencing this” every five minutes.
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i didn’t see Fast and the Furious until like way way waaaaaay after it came out and when i finally did i tweeted like “Oh. This is literally just Point Break” and some guy got SO FUCKING MAD at me for that. he was like EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALREADY YOU DUMB WHORE
Who wants some of this juicy young pussy
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Who wants some of this juicy young pussy
if i ever write a memoir it’s going to be titled If I Kill Myself It’s All Your Fault. i call dibs on this. No one else can have it
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
if i ever write a memoir it’s going to be titled If I Kill Myself It’s All Your Fault. i call dibs on this. No one else can have it
an extremely hot man in my neighborhood just matched with me after i tossed up what i thought was a worse than half-court shot
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
an extremely hot man in my neighborhood just matched with me after i tossed up what i thought was a worse than half-court shot
i’m so tired of lying awake worrying about money because of some fuckhead moron who sucks at running a business
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
i’m so tired of lying awake worrying about money because of some fuckhead moron who sucks at running a business
i haven’t been sleeping well lately and last night i kept thinking about how dogs don’t chase cars anymore. but it makes sense they would have chased cars in the early 20th century when cars were a new phenomenon. so have dogs evolved to know what cars are
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i haven’t been sleeping well lately and last night i kept thinking about how dogs don’t chase cars anymore. but it makes sense they would have chased cars in the early 20th century when cars were a new phenomenon. so have dogs evolved to know what cars are
saying “Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what's a heaven for?” in place of “Shooters shoot”
Or what's a heaven for?” in place of “Shooters shoot”
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
saying “Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp,
Or what's a heaven for?” in place of “Shooters shoot”
Or what's a heaven for?” in place of “Shooters shoot”
why is your face wet. were you in the sink again. God damn it
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
why is your face wet. were you in the sink again. God damn it
have you ever heard a man in his mid to late thirties say into his cell phone: “she viewed my IG story like immediately bro”? I have
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
have you ever heard a man in his mid to late thirties say into his cell phone: “she viewed my IG story like immediately bro”? I have
i’m not 40 but i do feel old enough for this which is why i started pretending my chickenpox scar is a beauty mark
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i’m not 40 but i do feel old enough for this which is why i started pretending my chickenpox scar is a beauty mark
i bet this is a really good week to go to one of the always-crowded dim sum places, she said, attempting to communicate psychically with several men in the tristate area
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i bet this is a really good week to go to one of the always-crowded dim sum places, she said, attempting to communicate psychically with several men in the tristate area
THERE WERE NIGHTS OF ENDLESS PLEASURE
IT WAS MORE THAN ANY LAWS ALLOWWWWWWW
IT WAS MORE THAN ANY LAWS ALLOWWWWWWW
Never before or since have two men been more “meant to be” than Meat Loaf and Jim Steinman. Which is why Celine Dion’s version of “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” — indisputably to me a stone cold classic — such a triumph. Sometimes you outrun your own muse.
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
THERE WERE NIGHTS OF ENDLESS PLEASURE
IT WAS MORE THAN ANY LAWS ALLOWWWWWWW
IT WAS MORE THAN ANY LAWS ALLOWWWWWWW
eating a whole box of orange tic tacs just to feel something
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
eating a whole box of orange tic tacs just to feel something
just remembered with a shudder that i wrote a horny poem about the grand canyon once
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
just remembered with a shudder that i wrote a horny poem about the grand canyon once
it’s all blending together today
My Sweet And Innocent-Looking Girlfriend Was Secretly Turned Into A Slut By Dirty Old Men Akari Neo
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
it’s all blending together today
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Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
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i could go for another yakuza jrpg right now
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i could go for another yakuza jrpg right now
my date tonight said “Yeah, you strike me as an early masturbator”
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
my date tonight said “Yeah, you strike me as an early masturbator”
Zohran/Trump got my dad talking like Sephiroth again
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Zohran/Trump got my dad talking like Sephiroth again