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Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole
This is the Thanksgiving to confront/cut these relatives out of your life:
* Fascists
* Lite Fascists
* AI Sycophants
* Debate Me Losers
* Is Mostly Okay But Occasionally Gets Weird About Women and No One Ever Mentions It or Responds Directly to Him
* CBS Evening Lineup Watchers
* Bozos
* Fascists
* Lite Fascists
* AI Sycophants
* Debate Me Losers
* Is Mostly Okay But Occasionally Gets Weird About Women and No One Ever Mentions It or Responds Directly to Him
* CBS Evening Lineup Watchers
* Bozos
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is the Thanksgiving to confront/cut these relatives out of your life:
* Fascists
* Lite Fascists
* AI Sycophants
* Debate Me Losers
* Is Mostly Okay But Occasionally Gets Weird About Women and No One Ever Mentions It or Responds Directly to Him
* CBS Evening Lineup Watchers
* Bozos
* Fascists
* Lite Fascists
* AI Sycophants
* Debate Me Losers
* Is Mostly Okay But Occasionally Gets Weird About Women and No One Ever Mentions It or Responds Directly to Him
* CBS Evening Lineup Watchers
* Bozos
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Euphemism is simultaneously used too little and too much
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Euphemism is simultaneously used too little and too much
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
People who get heated arguing about food online are the intellectual equivalent of the militia guys who dress up in camo and pretend to do live fire exercises
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
People who get heated arguing about food online are the intellectual equivalent of the militia guys who dress up in camo and pretend to do live fire exercises
I'm getting word that some people are being very unfair to the emotionally-stunted homunculus that the devil Yakub made. You don't know? He combined the smarm that oozes from every center-left poster on Bluesky and created an off-putting little creep, and now people are being mean to it. Concerning.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm getting word that some people are being very unfair to the emotionally-stunted homunculus that the devil Yakub made. You don't know? He combined the smarm that oozes from every center-left poster on Bluesky and created an off-putting little creep, and now people are being mean to it. Concerning.
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(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
Tbf to this guy, there are poverty researchers and econ journalists who not only don't know that the FPL is bullshit, but actively argue in favor of it because "it's the measure."
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Tbf to this guy, there are poverty researchers and econ journalists who not only don't know that the FPL is bullshit, but actively argue in favor of it because "it's the measure."
I love tech. I love stopping for a coffee, ordering, and then five minutes later getting a push notification from Google Maps suggesting I look at the coffee shop's menu online. Couldn't have done it without you, G.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I love tech. I love stopping for a coffee, ordering, and then five minutes later getting a push notification from Google Maps suggesting I look at the coffee shop's menu online. Couldn't have done it without you, G.
I call him "John Feta-man" because he's white and there's too much of him
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I call him "John Feta-man" because he's white and there's too much of him
Tired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about Gaza"
Wired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about gyoza"
Wired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about gyoza"
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about Gaza"
Wired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about gyoza"
Wired: "for someone so concerned with human rights, you've never said a single thing about gyoza"
Lmao this is an incredible year for the worst writing you've ever read
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Lmao this is an incredible year for the worst writing you've ever read
I don't particularly like turkey but I don't think we should judge ingredients by how they taste after Americans cook them
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I don't particularly like turkey but I don't think we should judge ingredients by how they taste after Americans cook them
Reading anyone else's flirting or sex talk is like bursting in on someone using the toilet
not defending rfk here but neither am I in a position to critique the leaked erotic missives of anyone else on earth lol
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reading anyone else's flirting or sex talk is like bursting in on someone using the toilet
Lost all my money at a Sky Zone last night. I have to stop gamboling.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Lost all my money at a Sky Zone last night. I have to stop gamboling.
Welcome to Glisten, Montana: the Sexiest Town in America
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Welcome to Glisten, Montana: the Sexiest Town in America
nw Fascination (1979)
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
nw Fascination (1979)
ME, A CRONE: ehehehehe pick up the mirror, Warrior! Gaze deeply and see the future that awaits you! ehehehe
WARRIOR, LOOKING IN MIRROR: It just shows my reflection.
ME: No you have to hold it more like
WARRIOR: I'm holding it
ME: no no like this
WARRIOR: this is actually a really nice mirror
WARRIOR, LOOKING IN MIRROR: It just shows my reflection.
ME: No you have to hold it more like
WARRIOR: I'm holding it
ME: no no like this
WARRIOR: this is actually a really nice mirror
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
ME, A CRONE: ehehehehe pick up the mirror, Warrior! Gaze deeply and see the future that awaits you! ehehehe
WARRIOR, LOOKING IN MIRROR: It just shows my reflection.
ME: No you have to hold it more like
WARRIOR: I'm holding it
ME: no no like this
WARRIOR: this is actually a really nice mirror
WARRIOR, LOOKING IN MIRROR: It just shows my reflection.
ME: No you have to hold it more like
WARRIOR: I'm holding it
ME: no no like this
WARRIOR: this is actually a really nice mirror
What we know from years of research into the dynamics of gendered and sexual violence is that no, people are really bad at seeing this behavior in the people close to them. Of course, typically the perpetrator they're misjudging has not been in the newspaper as a world famous convicted pedophile, so
An interesting question to ask yourself is “if a bunch of my friends were rapists, would I know?”
Someday you, too, could have the moral fortitude to look upon a years-long rape circus organized by the nation's most powerful elites and declare, "The people upset about this are speaking about it the wrong way."
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What we know from years of research into the dynamics of gendered and sexual violence is that no, people are really bad at seeing this behavior in the people close to them. Of course, typically the perpetrator they're misjudging has not been in the newspaper as a world famous convicted pedophile, so
Fucking Borrowers - get off of my circuit board, assholes!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Fucking Borrowers - get off of my circuit board, assholes!!!!!!!!
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subscribe to my substack to find out where they gotta go, and how
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
subscribe to my substack to find out where they gotta go, and how
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Transphobes gotta go
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Transphobes gotta go
Libs will call the police to come beat the piss out of you if you look too poor
not saying this to let anyone off the hook for harassment: this isnt a problem unique to any part of the political spectrum. groypers dox other republicans over on X and plenty of libs, centrists, etc engage in dogpiling, crybullying, etc. you can't internally discipline the people in your phone
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Libs will call the police to come beat the piss out of you if you look too poor
Tell me your three favorite films from the past ten years and I'll give you a movie recommendation
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tell me your three favorite films from the past ten years and I'll give you a movie recommendation
Calling for a moratorium on using "Feeling Good" in advertisements
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Calling for a moratorium on using "Feeling Good" in advertisements