Louis
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"for straightforward combinatoric reasons a free and equal republic of sluts"
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Deadlands fiction subs open in December.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Deadlands fiction subs open in December.
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the thing that's wild about this to me is i'm so goddamn hype to eat some princken
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the thing that's wild about this to me is i'm so goddamn hype to eat some princken
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this is one of my favorite Kate Beaton strips that gets overlooked. I say “SWORD” to my kid every time he’s about to forget something
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
this is one of my favorite Kate Beaton strips that gets overlooked. I say “SWORD” to my kid every time he’s about to forget something
posts that have caused my soul to enter the Middle School Time Vortex
if you let me write a star wars movie it would be an adaptation of the rogue squadron/wraith squadron books. post-jedi, early new republic. captains wedge antilles and tycho celchu must assemble a team of pilot/commandos to take out a gathering of high-ranking officers among the imperial remnant
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
posts that have caused my soul to enter the Middle School Time Vortex
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ok just finished the end of the book! it's up next monday; you can read it FOR FREE; thank you for reading 3rd voice webcomic. i am going to go for enormous walk now
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ok just finished the end of the book! it's up next monday; you can read it FOR FREE; thank you for reading 3rd voice webcomic. i am going to go for enormous walk now
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🌟 DreamForge is now open for Winter 2025 submissions!
They want optimistic sci-fi & fantasy that celebrates connection, hope, and the human spirita about “Open Channel: The Art of Connection”
Pays $0.08/word Due: Dec 31, 2025.
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They want optimistic sci-fi & fantasy that celebrates connection, hope, and the human spirita about “Open Channel: The Art of Connection”
Pays $0.08/word Due: Dec 31, 2025.
Submit: horrortree.com/taking-submi...
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November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🌟 DreamForge is now open for Winter 2025 submissions!
They want optimistic sci-fi & fantasy that celebrates connection, hope, and the human spirita about “Open Channel: The Art of Connection”
Pays $0.08/word Due: Dec 31, 2025.
Submit: horrortree.com/taking-submi...
@dreamforgemagazine.bsky.social
They want optimistic sci-fi & fantasy that celebrates connection, hope, and the human spirita about “Open Channel: The Art of Connection”
Pays $0.08/word Due: Dec 31, 2025.
Submit: horrortree.com/taking-submi...
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This is a scheduled post for anyone awake at midnight ET (very likely not our co-founders) to check our submissions guidelines. Perhaps a certain Moksha link at the bottom is now active, and perhaps certain Moksha forms are now open to submissions 👀
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Submission Guidelines - OTHERSIDE
Submission guidelines for fiction and poetry submissions to OTHERSIDE, including opening dates and how to submit.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This is a scheduled post for anyone awake at midnight ET (very likely not our co-founders) to check our submissions guidelines. Perhaps a certain Moksha link at the bottom is now active, and perhaps certain Moksha forms are now open to submissions 👀
othersidespec.com/guidelines/
othersidespec.com/guidelines/
om nom nom nom
This officer is consuming an anatomical sandwich - an artificial organism made specifically to take the form of a bun with filling, ready to eat, at the end of its life cycle. Like a banana. (1/n)
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November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
om nom nom nom
Turning and turning in the fixed-width gyre
The falcon can hear the falconer quite well all things considered
Things remain in stable orbit; angular momentum is conserved
Mere normalcy is loosed upon the world—
The falcon can hear the falconer quite well all things considered
Things remain in stable orbit; angular momentum is conserved
Mere normalcy is loosed upon the world—
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Turning and turning in the fixed-width gyre
The falcon can hear the falconer quite well all things considered
Things remain in stable orbit; angular momentum is conserved
Mere normalcy is loosed upon the world—
The falcon can hear the falconer quite well all things considered
Things remain in stable orbit; angular momentum is conserved
Mere normalcy is loosed upon the world—
“This Is the Age of Miracles XOR Wonders”
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“This Is the Age of Miracles XOR Wonders”
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Go ahead, put me on your stupid lists
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Go ahead, put me on your stupid lists
“In the end”? Nothing ends, Charlie Brown. Nothing ever ends.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
Those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“In the end”? Nothing ends, Charlie Brown. Nothing ever ends.
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Pokemon - The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back
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November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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It’s simple: catfish your boss’s wife. Suddenly, she’s distant; he needs a confidence boost. Suggest improv classes, it’s a great way to get out of your head. Encourage him for months, then attend his first showcase. Wait until he’s onstage, then jump up and ask him for a raise. What’s he gonna say?
February 28, 2024 at 4:05 PM
It’s simple: catfish your boss’s wife. Suddenly, she’s distant; he needs a confidence boost. Suggest improv classes, it’s a great way to get out of your head. Encourage him for months, then attend his first showcase. Wait until he’s onstage, then jump up and ask him for a raise. What’s he gonna say?
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war
Humility endless is, Charlie Brown
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Humility endless is, Charlie Brown
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if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
concept: dystopian story where the Lunchables have a disclaimer reading “made in a facility that also processes TRAITORS TO THE STATE”
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
concept: dystopian story where the Lunchables have a disclaimer reading “made in a facility that also processes TRAITORS TO THE STATE”
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"Grifts are undertheorized, and too often conflated with long cons, scams, frauds and other more blatant soft crimes. Lemme offer a definition.
A grift is a scheme that profits from the existence of a real problem without actually addressing it."
A grift is a scheme that profits from the existence of a real problem without actually addressing it."
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Grifts are undertheorized, and too often conflated with long cons, scams, frauds and other more blatant soft crimes. Lemme offer a definition.
A grift is a scheme that profits from the existence of a real problem without actually addressing it."
A grift is a scheme that profits from the existence of a real problem without actually addressing it."
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This reminds me of Cardinal John Henry Newman's book Definition of a Gentleman. I often cite Newman's book because it's so instructive. The term gentleman is so overwrought and frequently abused, but to the degree it means anything at all, I think Newman captures it here:
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This reminds me of Cardinal John Henry Newman's book Definition of a Gentleman. I often cite Newman's book because it's so instructive. The term gentleman is so overwrought and frequently abused, but to the degree it means anything at all, I think Newman captures it here:
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add this one immediately to the “That Goes Hard as Hell . . . It’s About WHAT?” hall of fame
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
add this one immediately to the “That Goes Hard as Hell . . . It’s About WHAT?” hall of fame
never change, horse
Nathan Fielder has done more good for bisexuals than Curtis Yarvin. Full stop.
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
never change, horse