Jadine Klomparens
@thequietfish.bsky.social
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Chasing dreams. And Magic. OK, mostly Magic. Principal Game Designer, MTG Play Design, #WotCStaff
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Saying “in the parlance of the youth” to refer to internet lingo I don’t know is one of the funniest things I do on a regular basis, but no one seems to agree with me.

This post rated “You should definitely post that dear” by @carmparens.bsky.social
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Saw some people outside wearing beanies a few days ago and I realized I missed the memo - it’s beanie season again! My favorite time of the year.
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Will be discussed more on WeeklyMTG tomorrow, so tune in! #WotcStaff
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The purpose of our 1/year rule is to make Standard feel stable. The goal is to make the next rotation cycle as fun as possible, and uncertainty over rotation won't stop us. If we miss, we’ll fix it next window – a long period of fun and stability is more important than a 1/year limit. #WotcStaff
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Really spoiled on good food this weekend.
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Made a pan sauce tonight that was so good I accidentally devoured my steak before getting myself some asparagus
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Latte has a nice cross section too :(
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My wfie is soft n I like her
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Watching my annual football game today.
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I’ve been known to yap
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@carmparens.bsky.social is spoiling me today, a day with no particular significance. Not that I’m complaining.
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Welllllllllllllll

Yeah, that’s accurate.
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Playing more league is good for my posting volume
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They’re calling her the poster
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It’s a vibes-based quota.
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Couple posts short of hitting my new years resolution quota from a couple years ago.
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Been playing league with Carmen, who is just learning. Today I told her “btw as an adc you do most of your champ damage with your right click” and then the next two games she killed tons of people.
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Hang out with my friends more
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Threeish years later, my lattes have finally hit the illustrious bar of “better than starbucks” according to my wife. Been nice having the time to make her several this break!
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Idk i kinda see the vision
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You have figured out why I’m posting so much in December
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In her defense, it was a really great tweet. In my defense, I am reclusive and anti-fun by nature.
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Made the wife a latte, myself an americano, and brought up coffee hour with a couple of cookies for us to enjoy in bed.

20 minutes later, I squandered all that good will after she showed me her tweet, I said it was great, she asked if I rtd it, and I said “I would never”
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Buying a mattress. Talking to salesperson, signing things, nodding knowingly at return policies and delivery dates, etc.

Meanwhile, Carmen is attempting to unhook the zipper of my jacket from my wallet, which I somehow got hooked together.

I wish I had thought to take the jacket off.