\Midas, The RanchHand/
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Introducing
"Oh uh... howdy there, names Midas, welcome to Golden-Hand Ranch!"
Midas Sol Kane
"Gosh, that view sure is pretty ain't it??"
The Rancher.
"Here lemme get that for ya!"
"Oh uh... howdy there, names Midas, welcome to Golden-Hand Ranch!"
Midas Sol Kane
"Gosh, that view sure is pretty ain't it??"
The Rancher.
"Here lemme get that for ya!"
He nodded a bit, backing up a bit to give them space.
"Oh uh...im sorry I coul...I could take it down?"
He offers, already grabbing the base of the post.
"Oh uh...im sorry I coul...I could take it down?"
He offers, already grabbing the base of the post.
ㅤ
ㅤ" but.. such is life... "
ㅤmuttering below their breath, a comment meant for himself only. blinking hard, standing a tad taller instead of remaining crouched in the grasses.
ㅤ" .. pardon me. it's just - sad to see, is all. "
ㅤ
ㅤ" but.. such is life... "
ㅤmuttering below their breath, a comment meant for himself only. blinking hard, standing a tad taller instead of remaining crouched in the grasses.
ㅤ" .. pardon me. it's just - sad to see, is all. "
ㅤ
He clears his throat, adjusting his bent a bit.
" Oh well um...ya see, we got predators that come up and bug our chickens sometimes, or little critters tear get our fruits... for uh... just for safety mostly."
" Oh well um...ya see, we got predators that come up and bug our chickens sometimes, or little critters tear get our fruits... for uh... just for safety mostly."
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 AM
He nodded a bit, backing up a bit to give them space.
"Oh uh...im sorry I coul...I could take it down?"
He offers, already grabbing the base of the post.
"Oh uh...im sorry I coul...I could take it down?"
He offers, already grabbing the base of the post.
Hes handing reader a fresh green apple.
"Here ya go."
"Here ya go."
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Hes handing reader a fresh green apple.
"Here ya go."
"Here ya go."
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January 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Huzzah
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Introducing
"Heyo, welcome to Gold-Hand Ranch darlin! We got fruits, berries, some eggs, oh!!! We also got flowers!"
Lucas Crawthorne
"Sup, names Lucas, how ya doin??"
"Heyo, welcome to Gold-Hand Ranch darlin! We got fruits, berries, some eggs, oh!!! We also got flowers!"
Lucas Crawthorne
"Sup, names Lucas, how ya doin??"
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Huzzah
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Introducing
"Heyo, welcome to Gold-Hand Ranch darlin! We got fruits, berries, some eggs, oh!!! We also got flowers!"
Lucas Crawthorne
"Sup, names Lucas, how ya doin??"
"Heyo, welcome to Gold-Hand Ranch darlin! We got fruits, berries, some eggs, oh!!! We also got flowers!"
Lucas Crawthorne
"Sup, names Lucas, how ya doin??"
January 25, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Introducing
"Heyo, welcome to Gold-Hand Ranch darlin! We got fruits, berries, some eggs, oh!!! We also got flowers!"
Lucas Crawthorne
"Sup, names Lucas, how ya doin??"
"Heyo, welcome to Gold-Hand Ranch darlin! We got fruits, berries, some eggs, oh!!! We also got flowers!"
Lucas Crawthorne
"Sup, names Lucas, how ya doin??"
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Huzzah
Huzzah
Introducing
"Heyo, welcome to Gold-Hand Ranch darlin! We got fruits, berries, some eggs, oh!!! We also got flowers!"
Lucas Crawthorne
"Sup, names Lucas, how ya doin??"
"Heyo, welcome to Gold-Hand Ranch darlin! We got fruits, berries, some eggs, oh!!! We also got flowers!"
Lucas Crawthorne
"Sup, names Lucas, how ya doin??"
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Meet Lucas, the second farm hand of Gold-Hand Ranch.
Art by u/kaiwhero on reddit!
Meet Lucas, the second farm hand of Gold-Hand Ranch.
Art by u/kaiwhero on reddit!
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Meet Lucas, the second farm hand of Gold-Hand Ranch.
Art by u/kaiwhero on reddit!
Meet Lucas, the second farm hand of Gold-Hand Ranch.
Art by u/kaiwhero on reddit!
Oh-
W-well he kinda likes being big...
W-well he kinda likes being big...
She can shrink him down, not to worry.
No hes a...solid 6'8"
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Oh-
W-well he kinda likes being big...
W-well he kinda likes being big...
No hes a...solid 6'8"
He doesn’t?
He... dosent have those advantages...
January 25, 2026 at 2:17 AM
No hes a...solid 6'8"
He... dosent have those advantages...
There’s advantages to being small.
O-oh!!! She looks lovely
January 25, 2026 at 2:16 AM
He... dosent have those advantages...
O-oh!!! She looks lovely
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 AM
O-oh!!! She looks lovely
He clears his throat, adjusting his bent a bit.
" Oh well um...ya see, we got predators that come up and bug our chickens sometimes, or little critters tear get our fruits... for uh... just for safety mostly."
" Oh well um...ya see, we got predators that come up and bug our chickens sometimes, or little critters tear get our fruits... for uh... just for safety mostly."
ㅤ
ㅤtaking a few steps back, their ears would wilt, brow furrowing as they’d glance away for a moment.
ㅤ” .. no — i’m quite alright. “
ㅤwhen xyr gaze returned, it appeared far more sorrowful. curious.
ㅤ” why are you building a * fence ? the field is fine the way it is — “
ㅤ
ㅤtaking a few steps back, their ears would wilt, brow furrowing as they’d glance away for a moment.
ㅤ” .. no — i’m quite alright. “
ㅤwhen xyr gaze returned, it appeared far more sorrowful. curious.
ㅤ” why are you building a * fence ? the field is fine the way it is — “
ㅤ
He slowly walked over and peaked in.
"Uh..your not...your not in trouble, ya know?"
He offered a smile.
"If yer hungry I got plenty of fruit-"
"Uh..your not...your not in trouble, ya know?"
He offered a smile.
"If yer hungry I got plenty of fruit-"
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 AM
He clears his throat, adjusting his bent a bit.
" Oh well um...ya see, we got predators that come up and bug our chickens sometimes, or little critters tear get our fruits... for uh... just for safety mostly."
" Oh well um...ya see, we got predators that come up and bug our chickens sometimes, or little critters tear get our fruits... for uh... just for safety mostly."
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Making a bunny person sin to accompany Midas here
Making a bunny person sin to accompany Midas here
January 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Making a bunny person sin to accompany Midas here
Making a bunny person sin to accompany Midas here
Biting into an apple.
Yummy.
Yummy.
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Biting into an apple.
Yummy.
Yummy.
"Oh Uh.. sorry I'm Midas, ranch hand at the golden-hand ranch.."
"Well, here I am. Don't know what to expect from this meeting."
She mutters some.
She mutters some.
"I uh..heh..yeah I guess so...sorry-
Just never seen one before-"
Just never seen one before-"
January 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM
"Oh Uh.. sorry I'm Midas, ranch hand at the golden-hand ranch.."
I thought this was common knowledge
Pizza... is... good...
January 24, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I thought this was common knowledge
"I uh..heh..yeah I guess so...sorry-
Just never seen one before-"
Just never seen one before-"
"Yeah? I guess so and you must be one of those... big guys who points stuff out?"
January 24, 2026 at 10:04 PM
"I uh..heh..yeah I guess so...sorry-
Just never seen one before-"
Just never seen one before-"
He nods, pouring her acupuncture
“Sure, I need more drinks, give me a cup please...”
He slowly nods, pointing to the tea kettle he had.
"Want some..tea??"
"Want some..tea??"
January 24, 2026 at 9:10 PM
He nods, pouring her acupuncture
He slowly nods, pointing to the tea kettle he had.
"Want some..tea??"
"Want some..tea??"
“I'm not insane enough to try and swallow an entire lake. But I know I'm not choking anytime soon with alcohol, that would be a waste.”
"Yeah... please dint do that---:
January 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
He slowly nods, pointing to the tea kettle he had.
"Want some..tea??"
"Want some..tea??"
He checked his wallet and grabbed two coins, as he walked over, and placed them on the desk.
"Thank you uh....miss?"
"Thank you uh....miss?"
" They're realitively unexpensive, just a transmutation spell that works on command. Merely, hmm... two gold pieces. "
Certainly more expensive then a Hoe but more expensive then an entire shelf of farm equipment? No, note quite.
Certainly more expensive then a Hoe but more expensive then an entire shelf of farm equipment? No, note quite.
He jumped a bit, butsteadied himself out, before slowly grabbing one.
"Uh...hoe?"
And hes now holding a hoe.
"Oh...oh wow-"
"Uh...hoe?"
And hes now holding a hoe.
"Oh...oh wow-"
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 PM
He checked his wallet and grabbed two coins, as he walked over, and placed them on the desk.
"Thank you uh....miss?"
"Thank you uh....miss?"
"Yeah... please dint do that---:
“HA! Me, choke? I can swallow an entire lake...
Or I could, but liquid doesn't really compress...”
Or I could, but liquid doesn't really compress...”
"I-i just didn't want you to cohoke..."
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
"Yeah... please dint do that---:
"I-i just didn't want you to cohoke..."
. . . .
“Maybe for the next one?”
“Maybe for the next one?”
"I uh..said you may wanna slow down?"
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
"I-i just didn't want you to cohoke..."
"I uh..said you may wanna slow down?"
She just lifted a finger for him to wait before she finished.
“Ahh… What were you saying?”
“Ahh… What were you saying?”
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"I uh..said you may wanna slow down?"