Slow Ass Motherfucking Jeff
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Slow Ass Motherfucking Jeff
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Lord, grant me the confidence of Jay Z calling himself a "young man."
@kenniejd.bsky.social If you ever want to bring back Bad Movies and a Beat as just a one time thing, may I suggest...
August 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
May 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Not into it. But I love how the qrts are full of choices that are just as bad. Megan Thee Stallion? I love her but please be serious

And I love Angela Bassett too but Storm shouldn't be way older than the others. If they're going for a mid to late 20s cast, Jayme Lawson is the best choice imo.
Marvel fans!!! Tap in!!!

Y’all here for this or naw?

This is just a rumor… but could be real!!!

#Marvel
#MCU
#Storm
#CynthiaErivo
May 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
April 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I hate it when people ask “where are her organs?” when female comic book characters are drawn like this. Are you blind? They’re clearly in her boobs.
April 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I wish Flavor Of Love would make a comeback. I really think I'd have a shot.
March 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If White men are only chosen based on merit then how do you explain Rob Liefeld?
March 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Okay The 6 Triple 8 was good. You win this round Tyler.
I won't watch Tyler Perry joints anymore because I love myself, but the discourse around them is always top tier entertainment 😅
March 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
There are too many different ways to spell Megan. They need to eliminate 2.
March 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Can White guys please stop getting stuck in caves and dying? It's making me sad 😔
February 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It's objectively funny that people generally think it was awesome that he killed that guy.
Luigi Mangione Greeted By Cheers, Applause In First Court Appearance Since Murder Case Arraignment: Hundreds of supporters rallied as the man accused of fatally shooting UnitedHealthCare CEO Brian Thompson arrived at Manhattan Criminal Court
Luigi Mangione Greeted By Cheers, Applause In First Court Appearance Since Murder Case Arraignment
Hundreds of supporters rallied as the man accused of fatally shooting UnitedHealthCare CEO Brian Thompson arrived at Manhattan Criminal Court
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February 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I hate to say it but I'm starting to think Kanye might die soon. This is a level of crashout one does not simply come back from.
February 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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REST IN PEACE TOM ROBBINS

YOU ARE A BIG PART OF WHY I AM LIKE THIS
February 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Can we trade in the current guy for Bill Pullman? I know he only ever pretended to be president in a movie, but the movie was really good so I think that should count.
January 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Anyone who is convinced that movies and TV just aren't colorful anymore should watch Interior Chinatown. Every frame is so vibrant but not in a cartoonish way.
January 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I was waiting for the gaslighting to start. Surprised it took this long honestly.
Every historian and expert on fascism: “It was a Nazi salute.”

The organization responsible for protecting us from Nazis:
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m so scared of making new friends. I’m homiephobic.
January 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’ve said for years that Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is one of the greatest fictional presidents of all time.
Idiocracy is a movie where the American president, one of the smartest people in the world, is faced with an existential problem and enlists the aid of the actual smartest person, listens to his advice, implements the plan, and it works. We are in a much worse dystopia.
January 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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January 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Thinking about The Terror again...

Why did Capt. Franklin name his boats like that?
January 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Lord, grant me the confidence of Jay Z calling himself a "young man."
January 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The whole internet to Laura Loomer after she got blocked and demonetized:
January 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I take tree decorating pretty seriously
December 25, 2024 at 7:32 AM
My mom said that Lewis Pullman looks like a CGI version of Bill Pullman and I can't get over it 😅
December 22, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Pretending to have a fireplace with a youtube yule log, a space heater, and some incense. And yes, it does work!
December 20, 2024 at 6:43 PM