therealavolpe
@therealavolpe.bsky.social
🏳️🌈, Skating, tennis, drag, cats, Golden Girls, Ab Fab, gin and tonics, good wine, books, being near the water. I do a pretty good Edina Monsoon look and a decent Chewbacca voice
Going to Italy this weekend (Rome first), then on.s5 cruise that stops in Sicily! I will have my Golden Girls moment! "Picture it, Sicily..."
August 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Going to Italy this weekend (Rome first), then on.s5 cruise that stops in Sicily! I will have my Golden Girls moment! "Picture it, Sicily..."
Did this over the weekend! I nearly went cross-eyed a few times but I did it! Plum blossom Lego for the win!
February 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Did this over the weekend! I nearly went cross-eyed a few times but I did it! Plum blossom Lego for the win!
Sometimes when I buy things on clearance, I refer to them as being 'On Clarence'. My late grandma used to joke that she was going to the mall to visit her boyfriend, Clarence (clearance) because she loved a bargain. I do too.
January 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sometimes when I buy things on clearance, I refer to them as being 'On Clarence'. My late grandma used to joke that she was going to the mall to visit her boyfriend, Clarence (clearance) because she loved a bargain. I do too.
One of my favorite photos of the year. Stevie Nicks at the Hard Rock in Atlantic City, February '24.
#stevienicks #golddustwoman
#stevienicks #golddustwoman
January 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One of my favorite photos of the year. Stevie Nicks at the Hard Rock in Atlantic City, February '24.
#stevienicks #golddustwoman
#stevienicks #golddustwoman
It's not Christmas until you hear Chewbacca sing Silent Night.
chewbacca is peeking out from behind a tree with the words joyful screaming above him
ALT: chewbacca is peeking out from behind a tree with the words joyful screaming above him
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December 24, 2024 at 6:18 PM
It's not Christmas until you hear Chewbacca sing Silent Night.
Let's be real, the only www I'm interested in is "Wagon Wheel Watusi!" , and only when Cher says it.
December 22, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Let's be real, the only www I'm interested in is "Wagon Wheel Watusi!" , and only when Cher says it.
December 17, 2024 at 3:37 AM
December 17, 2024 at 3:15 AM
The girls are all here! Rose, Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia! Alternately known by their names at the clerb: Tilly, Pinky, Marge, and Shorty.
December 10, 2024 at 2:39 AM
The girls are all here! Rose, Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia! Alternately known by their names at the clerb: Tilly, Pinky, Marge, and Shorty.
The best - dare I say, the only - acceptable version of Christmas Wrapping is by The Waitresses. Accept no substitutes. I will die on that hill. That's all.
December 6, 2024 at 5:56 PM
The best - dare I say, the only - acceptable version of Christmas Wrapping is by The Waitresses. Accept no substitutes. I will die on that hill. That's all.
Hey, stores with self checkout: If you're going to use that option, make sure they're actually working, not half of them being out of service, and there's a shortage of cashiers... Looking at you, Kingston Target!
December 5, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Hey, stores with self checkout: If you're going to use that option, make sure they're actually working, not half of them being out of service, and there's a shortage of cashiers... Looking at you, Kingston Target!
Broadway Barbara!!! #broadwaybarbaraofficial
November 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Broadway Barbara!!! #broadwaybarbaraofficial
The never ending "Delete this email exhorting me to buy shit because if I don't the world will end *right now*" is just a part of life
November 27, 2024 at 6:46 PM
The never ending "Delete this email exhorting me to buy shit because if I don't the world will end *right now*" is just a part of life
Miss Jacqueline Susann Bouvier Kennedy Onassis is here to remind you to get some sun and take naps
November 25, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Miss Jacqueline Susann Bouvier Kennedy Onassis is here to remind you to get some sun and take naps
I am no expert, but I'd bet that "Bring On The Dancing Horses" by Echo and The Bunnymen has nothing to do with dressage.
November 23, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I am no expert, but I'd bet that "Bring On The Dancing Horses" by Echo and The Bunnymen has nothing to do with dressage.
November 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Find your joy where you can. Spell out 'Fart' with lettered stockings at Target. If you're feeling really bold, spell out other things, if they have the letters! I did, though I think the other thing I spelled will get flagged...It starts with a C...
November 21, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Find your joy where you can. Spell out 'Fart' with lettered stockings at Target. If you're feeling really bold, spell out other things, if they have the letters! I did, though I think the other thing I spelled will get flagged...It starts with a C...
Was cracking myself up today, thinking "What if Cher had been in Mommie Dearest, rather than Faye Runaway?"
Same lines, just said in Cher's voice...
"Tina!!! Bring me the axe!...and a Dr. Pepper!"
Same lines, just said in Cher's voice...
"Tina!!! Bring me the axe!...and a Dr. Pepper!"
November 19, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Was cracking myself up today, thinking "What if Cher had been in Mommie Dearest, rather than Faye Runaway?"
Same lines, just said in Cher's voice...
"Tina!!! Bring me the axe!...and a Dr. Pepper!"
Same lines, just said in Cher's voice...
"Tina!!! Bring me the axe!...and a Dr. Pepper!"
Quotes from Ab Fab is just one of my love languages. Others - well, depends on how well I know you so I'll keep them mysterious for now.
November 18, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Quotes from Ab Fab is just one of my love languages. Others - well, depends on how well I know you so I'll keep them mysterious for now.