Jeez. Talk about tmi…..

They were quite scrump. And by “scrump” i mean “scrumptious”. Just spicing up the vocab. Watch out for more of that in the future.

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Could have used more salt, but then again i could be a greedy gullet, these almonds truly did nourish my bod and for that reason i say 10/10.

Just keeping it real peeps ✌️

So beautifal 😊

Welp… def seems like a classic case of the dreadful drunken ankle breaking curse. Not a cause for concern, it happens to many drinkers far and wide. You took those ankles for granted, didn’t ya? And now you have a newfound appreciation to walk normally again, don’t ya? I stink yes. (Stink=think)

At my job there’s a stain on one of our booths that looks like a chill guy with a potbelly and i think that’s my favorite one that I’ve ever seen

U stain a lot bro? Or just a casual stainer? Would u call urself a stainhead?

Just trying to spark some cash (casual) discuss with the homies ✌️

Honestly IDK why my camera won’t focus on this thing but probs because it’s so rare that mainly only i can see it. No hard feelings to the rest of u and ur time will come

You should soften your heart a bit and try to stop attributing malice to ignorance #whatsthedealwess

This is one omegle interaction i liked but honestly im just feeling sad right now bc i accidentally ruined a blossoming friendship with someone + disconnected right after i told them about my homonculus story. We bonded over writers block and shared an inside joke about skeletons. #remembermefondly