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therealdmonster.bsky.social
@therealdmonster.bsky.social
I think stuff. I do stuff.
The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm toilet seat.
April 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Birds of a feather?
March 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Whether a person puts their shopping cart is a great litmus test for whether they’re “a good person”.

There’s no reward if you do, no punishment if you don’t, and it takes no real effort.

It’s all about whether you’re a person who does the right thing.
March 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Why is it more disturbing when orange soda *isn’t* bright orange?
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bill Murray on Hot Ones.

Definitely a “must watch”
March 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The people who are pushing for Ukraine to surrender must hate the movie “Red Dawn”.

I mean, think of all the bloodshed that could have been avoided if the wolverines were cowards.
March 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I saw two Robins fighting this morning.

I guess spring is on the way, but worms have got to be hard to come by.

Might explain the fighting.
March 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Another week begins.
Maybe this will be the week that I fully get my shit together.

Probably not.
March 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM