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therealduckwife.bsky.social
Hannah 🦆
@therealduckwife.bsky.social
180 followers 100 following 83 posts
aka canonicallygay.tumblr
Artist, costumer, lesbian, cat portraitist. I love my wife 🏳️‍🌈 @indestructiblob.bsky.social
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therealduckwife.bsky.social
I want to post art but my cursed brain only wants to draw little hazbin hotel comics so I guess that’s what this account is for the foreseeable future 🫡

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #staticmoth
Vox is holding up a red sweater vest from a laundry hamper of his clothes to be folded, showing that it’s full of little bite marky holes. He’s saying “Are you fucking kidding me, Val? Again?!” with an expression that is somewhere between frustrated and fully pissed off Valentino is curled up on the floor chewing on a red sweater vest *munch munch*
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
therealduckwife.bsky.social
✨🎃 QRP your pumpkin art! 🎃✨
This is my neighbor’s cat Bert, such a friendly and handsome guy 🥺
A close up digital painting of Bert the orange striped tabby cat sitting inside a hollowed out pumpkin (you can only see the rim of the pumpkin). He looks relaxed and happy
October 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Hiiii #portfolioday! I’m Hannah and I make art in several different styles, here is a selection 💕 I love doing pet portraits the most and am working on setting up an easier system for commissions. Stay tuned!
Commission of three kids dressed as stormtroopers. The girl in the middle is wearing pink hello kitty boots Digital painting of an orange cat popping out of a pumpkin Hazbin Hotel fanart from my tumblr- Vox (TV head guy in a suit and bow tie) gestures to a pile of horribly tangled up cables on the floor and asks “WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!” Valentino replies from offscreen “Ugh Voxy it’ll be fiiiiine!” Me pictured with two poster boards covered in my illustration and costume design work
April 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
therealduckwife.bsky.social
Quote with your portraits 💎🗡️

#art #digitalart #artsky
DnD portrait commission featuring a kobold character who is wearing lots of stolen jewelry DnD portrait commission featuring a blue skinned humanoid character with purple mossy hair, holding a brown mask and wearing armor DnD portrait commission featuring a human woman with short red hair with an orange kitten peeking over her shoulder DnD character portrait featuring a human man with mid-length brown hair, stubble, a white pirate style shirt and a rapier covered in runes
April 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Been struggling lately but this is what I got 😭
Drawing of Chappell Roan as a firefighter for The Giver, flexing her right arm Painting of Luna the brown and white English(?) bulldog Digital painting of my family at my graduation OC based on a black ghost knifefish
March 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
therealduckwife.bsky.social
I can’t stop thinking of alternate jobs for The Giver… might do more 🙈

#chappellroan #thegiver #fanart #artsky
A colored digital drawing of Chappell Roan wearing a firefighter helmet and work pants + suspenders, flexing her right arm with her left hand on her hip. Her helmet has the letters CR and the background is meant to look like a vinyl record
March 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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One of the benefits of being my wife is you can talk me into doing an oil painting of your Elden Ring character
Me holding my oil painting of my wife’s Elden Ring character with kind of a weird expression on my face Oil painting of my wife’s Elden Ring character standing in Limgrave and holding a shield in one hand and Marika’s hammer in the other
March 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Thinking about the time a few years back I got commissioned to draw some DND character portraits 🥰 so much fun
A portrait of a kobold wearing lots of stolen jewlelry
March 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Perfect angel….
A photo of my very dark brown Siamese cat Morticia curled up inside a brown paper grocery bag
March 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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If you see this QRP with your animal painting 🐶 (thank you so much @kazzie for the commission! 💕)
Memorial portrait of Luna, a brown bulldog with white fur on her chest and nose, on a light blue background. She’s wearing a brown collar and her tongue is poking out
March 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
therealduckwife.bsky.social
Lil mini paintings are so satisfying
Small oil painting of a white pit bull (mix?) with a brown spot over her right eye and ears on a purple background. The canvas is sitting on a paint stained easel next to a ruler that shows it’s 7 inches tall.
March 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Just a pretty lady #art
Digital painting of a doe with one dangly earring with three gems in one ear and two studs in the other, wearing a black fur coat
February 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Something red

“out of our hands” march 2023
Painting of a hand completely covered in blood holding a silver AR-15 pin
February 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Yes, she toasted up so much as she aged!
Tiny kitten Morticia, a mostly cream colored Siamese cat with white tipped paws, standing in a cat bed Adult Morticia, who is now mostly dark brown with a white chest and paws
February 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Morticia would like to know if Filbert needs a body double!
Morticia, a Siamese cat with a white chest and paws, is relaxing on the brown carpet
February 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Day three of posting paintings of Morticia until I run out
Painting of Morticia (siamese patterned cat) wearing a big ruff Morticia the cat standing next to the same portrait framed and sitting on the floor, taken with flash on so her eyes are glowing white
February 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Day two of posting paintings of Morticia until I run out
Painting of a Siamese cat with a white chest looking up at the viewer with her head tilted back and huge pupils
February 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Day one of posting my paintings of Morticia until I run out
Digital painting of a Siamese cat with a white chest and paws
February 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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If you see this, quote repost with your night/dark art 🌚🌟
Selfie style self portrait outside an open door to a broken down house with various ghouls gathering in the doorway. I’m depicted in shades of purple and blue while everything else is black. I have short hair and a hoodie on.
February 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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The lesbians in question:
Close-up of “then and now” Barbie- a 50 year anniversary revamped version of the first Barbie released in 1959. The box says “Then and Now 1959-2009” with a portrait of the original Barbie underneath. The new Barbie has a high blonde ponytail and a black and white striped two-piece swimsuit with pink accents
February 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Still looking for the website that will appreciate my 1959 Barbie x 2009 Barbie yuri
Two Barbies- the original 1959 doll (right) and the 2009 50th anniversary version of her (left) embracing and about to kiss in front of the lesbian flag. 1959 is wearing a black and white striped swimsuit and 2009 is wearing a two-piece version of the same with sparkles and pink accents. 2009 is holding the back of 1959’s head in her right hand while 1959 holds 2009’s waist with her left hand Same piece from the feet up. 1959 Barbie is wearing a black and white striped swimsuit and 2009 Barbie is wearing a two-piece version of the same with pink accents. 2009 is holding the back of 1959’s head in her right hand while 1959 holds 2009’s waist with her left hand. Both are wearing black heels.
February 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I do occasionally paint things that aren’t cats
Black snake with orange chin moving towards an apple on a tree branch with text in the corner reading “The Serpent”. Painted in biblical icon style with gold background and a red halo behind the snake.
January 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I do pet portraits!! You might be able to tell from my past body of work that cats are my favorite animal to paint :p
Digital painting of an orange striped cat peeking out of a cut open and hollowed out pumpkin Digital painting of a big fluffy gray cat sitting in a summoning circle Siamese cat licking her white-tipped front paw Text reads: Pet Portraits Includes plain background in your choice of color $125 +$75 each additional subject Digital painting of a pet or animal. Not limited to mammals, I would love to draw your cold-blooded family member! Two example portraits, one of a cat wearing headphones and one of two dogs
January 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I think this might be the best thing I’ve ever painted
Memorial portrait of a dog named Old Bay
January 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Lesbian vampire courtesy of spirit halloween
Me, white woman w short brown hair and a tank top, showing my fake vampire teeth Same with my biting my tongue Same with me laughing
January 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM