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Just here to contribute to peace, security and the sustainable development of the Earth. Autocrats beware… #PatSim2025 (satire)
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@therealeu.bsky.social
· Feb 19
We are pleased to be in attendance at such a vital and timely negotiation session and are glad to see that all affected parties have been invited to the table. #PatSim2025 #StandWithUkraine
The EU urges all parties to let cool heads prevail and continue to maintain the ceasefire that was previously agreed upon. We mustn't let uninformed decisions derail the path to peace. #worldpeace #patsim2025
February 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The EU urges all parties to let cool heads prevail and continue to maintain the ceasefire that was previously agreed upon. We mustn't let uninformed decisions derail the path to peace. #worldpeace #patsim2025
EU intelligence operatives have uncovered information that disaffected Russian oligarchs were behind today's bombing in Ankara. New intelligence suggests the repressed Russian people are making their voices heard by their intentional targeting of the Russian delegation present today. #patsim2025
February 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
EU intelligence operatives have uncovered information that disaffected Russian oligarchs were behind today's bombing in Ankara. New intelligence suggests the repressed Russian people are making their voices heard by their intentional targeting of the Russian delegation present today. #patsim2025
The EU as a whole condemns any act of violence in attempt to achieve political goals. We send our condolences to everyone affected by this attack #patsim2025
February 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The EU as a whole condemns any act of violence in attempt to achieve political goals. We send our condolences to everyone affected by this attack #patsim2025
In a show of good faith and to further peace talks, the EU will be withdrawing the French Foreign Legion from the Ukrainian border. @realteamusa.bsky.social #PatSim2025
February 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
In a show of good faith and to further peace talks, the EU will be withdrawing the French Foreign Legion from the Ukrainian border. @realteamusa.bsky.social #PatSim2025
donald trump says they 're eating the dogs
ALT: donald trump says they 're eating the dogs
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February 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It has come to the EU's attention that our statement regarding frozen Russian assets under EU control promised from the US was from an unreliable source. We issue our sincere apologies to the United States. As ever, we are committed to these peace talks. #PatSim2025
February 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It has come to the EU's attention that our statement regarding frozen Russian assets under EU control promised from the US was from an unreliable source. We issue our sincere apologies to the United States. As ever, we are committed to these peace talks. #PatSim2025
Just to clarify, the EU DOES NOT have any combat troops inside Ukraine's territory. We have a few engineers in the area and that is the extent of our presence. #PatSim2025
February 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just to clarify, the EU DOES NOT have any combat troops inside Ukraine's territory. We have a few engineers in the area and that is the extent of our presence. #PatSim2025
@russia-crisissim.bsky.social If you “weren’t massing troops” upon the Belarusian-Ukrainian border, then how could the withdrawal of these troops be a part of the ceasefire terms? The Russian lies are simply limitless. #PatSim2025
February 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
@russia-crisissim.bsky.social If you “weren’t massing troops” upon the Belarusian-Ukrainian border, then how could the withdrawal of these troops be a part of the ceasefire terms? The Russian lies are simply limitless. #PatSim2025
BREAKING: Photos of Russia's new advanced transportation technology has just been uncovered.
The Russian military is truly astonishing.
The Russian military is truly astonishing.
February 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
BREAKING: Photos of Russia's new advanced transportation technology has just been uncovered.
The Russian military is truly astonishing.
The Russian military is truly astonishing.
The EU thanks Turkey for being a wonderful host and for a very productive meeting today! #PatSim2025 @turkey-crisissim.bsky.social
February 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The EU thanks Turkey for being a wonderful host and for a very productive meeting today! #PatSim2025 @turkey-crisissim.bsky.social
Russia must stop illegally attacking Ukrainian civilians. #ThisIsNotJustWar #PatSim2025
February 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Russia must stop illegally attacking Ukrainian civilians. #ThisIsNotJustWar #PatSim2025
The European Union is happily announcing the creation of "Resolved to Unite Sovereign States In Anti-Aggression" (R.U.S.S.I.A) Pact. We cordially invite @realteamusa.bsky.social @1teamukraine1.bsky.social @chinesedelegation.bsky.social @turkey-crisissim.bsky.social to join us for peace.
#PatSim2025
#PatSim2025
February 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The European Union is happily announcing the creation of "Resolved to Unite Sovereign States In Anti-Aggression" (R.U.S.S.I.A) Pact. We cordially invite @realteamusa.bsky.social @1teamukraine1.bsky.social @chinesedelegation.bsky.social @turkey-crisissim.bsky.social to join us for peace.
#PatSim2025
#PatSim2025
Let say, hypothetically, a foreign state was amassing military assets on the Belarusian side of the Belarusian-Ukrainian Border; in that case, hypothetically of course, we would know about it and be taking all possible measures to insure these forces immediately failure.
#PatSim2025
#PatSim2025
February 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Let say, hypothetically, a foreign state was amassing military assets on the Belarusian side of the Belarusian-Ukrainian Border; in that case, hypothetically of course, we would know about it and be taking all possible measures to insure these forces immediately failure.
#PatSim2025
#PatSim2025
The European Union is excited to announce our partnership with the United Kingdom. We will join forces at the Preliminary Summit Meeting on Russia-Ukraine Ceasefire in Ankara, seeking a just and peaceful Europe.
In Varietate Concordia
Dieu et Mon Droit
#PatSim2025
In Varietate Concordia
Dieu et Mon Droit
#PatSim2025
February 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The European Union is excited to announce our partnership with the United Kingdom. We will join forces at the Preliminary Summit Meeting on Russia-Ukraine Ceasefire in Ankara, seeking a just and peaceful Europe.
In Varietate Concordia
Dieu et Mon Droit
#PatSim2025
In Varietate Concordia
Dieu et Mon Droit
#PatSim2025
The EU is proud to announce our partnership with the People's Republic of China @chinesedelegation.bsky.social on a new public health and sample sharing initiative. We are dedicated to monitoring the threat that Bird Flu poses to all, even when others do not share the same concern. #PatSim25
February 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The EU is proud to announce our partnership with the People's Republic of China @chinesedelegation.bsky.social on a new public health and sample sharing initiative. We are dedicated to monitoring the threat that Bird Flu poses to all, even when others do not share the same concern. #PatSim25
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"Ukraine needs peace through strength.
Europe wants peace through strength.
And the US is firmly committed to peace through strength.
So I believe that by working together, we can deliver that just and lasting peace."
— President @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu at the Munich Security Conference
Europe wants peace through strength.
And the US is firmly committed to peace through strength.
So I believe that by working together, we can deliver that just and lasting peace."
— President @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu at the Munich Security Conference
February 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"Ukraine needs peace through strength.
Europe wants peace through strength.
And the US is firmly committed to peace through strength.
So I believe that by working together, we can deliver that just and lasting peace."
— President @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu at the Munich Security Conference
Europe wants peace through strength.
And the US is firmly committed to peace through strength.
So I believe that by working together, we can deliver that just and lasting peace."
— President @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu at the Munich Security Conference
Reposted by Team EU
The EU stands with Moldova.
We welcome the political agreement between @europarl.europa.eu and @consilium.europa.eu on the €1.9 billion Reform and Growth Facility for Moldova.
This is the largest EU support package since its independence, a boost to its path to our Union ↓
europa.eu/!nxCVfx
We welcome the political agreement between @europarl.europa.eu and @consilium.europa.eu on the €1.9 billion Reform and Growth Facility for Moldova.
This is the largest EU support package since its independence, a boost to its path to our Union ↓
europa.eu/!nxCVfx
February 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The EU stands with Moldova.
We welcome the political agreement between @europarl.europa.eu and @consilium.europa.eu on the €1.9 billion Reform and Growth Facility for Moldova.
This is the largest EU support package since its independence, a boost to its path to our Union ↓
europa.eu/!nxCVfx
We welcome the political agreement between @europarl.europa.eu and @consilium.europa.eu on the €1.9 billion Reform and Growth Facility for Moldova.
This is the largest EU support package since its independence, a boost to its path to our Union ↓
europa.eu/!nxCVfx
Return Ukrainian Children to their families! #FreeUkrainianChildren #PatSim2025
February 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Return Ukrainian Children to their families! #FreeUkrainianChildren #PatSim2025
The EU stands with Ukraine in its legitimate sovereignty and the rights of its citizens. The forced deportation of Ukrainian children from their mothers and fathers by Russia is inhumane, illegal, and an act of genocide. It must be stopped. #PatSim2025 #StandWithUkraine
February 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The EU stands with Ukraine in its legitimate sovereignty and the rights of its citizens. The forced deportation of Ukrainian children from their mothers and fathers by Russia is inhumane, illegal, and an act of genocide. It must be stopped. #PatSim2025 #StandWithUkraine
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Dear Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Europe stands with you for a just and lasting peace, with strong security guarantees.
We will keep providing continued and stable support to Ukraine.
And speed up work on your EU accession.
Joint read-out with @eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu ↓
europa.eu/!MfPPPC
We will keep providing continued and stable support to Ukraine.
And speed up work on your EU accession.
Joint read-out with @eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu ↓
europa.eu/!MfPPPC
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Dear Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Europe stands with you for a just and lasting peace, with strong security guarantees.
We will keep providing continued and stable support to Ukraine.
And speed up work on your EU accession.
Joint read-out with @eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu ↓
europa.eu/!MfPPPC
We will keep providing continued and stable support to Ukraine.
And speed up work on your EU accession.
Joint read-out with @eucopresident.consilium.europa.eu ↓
europa.eu/!MfPPPC