Patiently waiting for more

I guess it was the appreciation that was falling short

The real news we wanna hear

This is what I want to be reading about

She has

Great timing to become a warlord and instill fear in the hearts of those who don’t share

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Cool sweater!

Women are being kissed right this second

If this was a thing I’d probably use the urinal room. If anyone comments on it then I say “I’m not in the men’s room brother, this is the peeing standing up room and I frankly wanna pee standing today”

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My most recent injection also sucked a lot, we suffer but it’s worth it

Americans went to Egypt and took their river instead of their oil