David Jarvis
@therealjarvis.bsky.social
Creative Lead (Marketing) for Apex Legends at Respawn Entertainment | AMC Theatres Ghostwriter | Carbonara Enthusiast | Follow my work at davidthewriter.com
In case you’re wondering about the true state of our economy, Dollar General just had a record sales quarter.
June 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
In case you’re wondering about the true state of our economy, Dollar General just had a record sales quarter.
Go play the new Apex season now. Please.
And a massive congratulations to
@heatherwoodward.bsky.social for shipping this dashing archer.
And a massive congratulations to
@heatherwoodward.bsky.social for shipping this dashing archer.
May 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Go play the new Apex season now. Please.
And a massive congratulations to
@heatherwoodward.bsky.social for shipping this dashing archer.
And a massive congratulations to
@heatherwoodward.bsky.social for shipping this dashing archer.
I am constantly impressed at the lack of humanity our current administration is capable of displaying. If cruelty isn’t the point, I’m certainly struggling to figure out what is.
April 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I am constantly impressed at the lack of humanity our current administration is capable of displaying. If cruelty isn’t the point, I’m certainly struggling to figure out what is.
Who would have guessed the old, incompetent leaders would be bad at texting
March 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Who would have guessed the old, incompetent leaders would be bad at texting
Voice of America was established to combat Nazi propaganda. It is not “radical” it is anti fascist, and exists ONLY to be that.
If you support dismantling it, it’s hard to deny you’re kinda high key fascist.
If you support dismantling it, it’s hard to deny you’re kinda high key fascist.
March 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Voice of America was established to combat Nazi propaganda. It is not “radical” it is anti fascist, and exists ONLY to be that.
If you support dismantling it, it’s hard to deny you’re kinda high key fascist.
If you support dismantling it, it’s hard to deny you’re kinda high key fascist.
Absolutely shameful display from the party that’s supposed to be resisting.
March 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Absolutely shameful display from the party that’s supposed to be resisting.
Our president is now a car salesman and honestly… I’m surprised it took this long
March 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Our president is now a car salesman and honestly… I’m surprised it took this long
The administration is trying to make you dumber because they fear what you become when you’re educated.
March 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The administration is trying to make you dumber because they fear what you become when you’re educated.
I’m always confident I could survive an apocalypse until an extremely minor inconvenience reminds me I am in no way prepared for the repercussions of even minimal apocalyptic events.
Only have enough Oatley barista blend half a latte? Guess I’ll just die.
Only have enough Oatley barista blend half a latte? Guess I’ll just die.
March 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m always confident I could survive an apocalypse until an extremely minor inconvenience reminds me I am in no way prepared for the repercussions of even minimal apocalyptic events.
Only have enough Oatley barista blend half a latte? Guess I’ll just die.
Only have enough Oatley barista blend half a latte? Guess I’ll just die.
Conan honestly has no equal. I hope he hosts every year. Don’t even care who’s nominated.
March 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Conan honestly has no equal. I hope he hosts every year. Don’t even care who’s nominated.
Wow it’s almost like the bad guys who kept telling you they were bad over and over again that you decided to elect anyways because the letter in front of their name was comforting…were actually bad.
Sometimes foresight is 20/20 too.
Sometimes foresight is 20/20 too.
February 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Wow it’s almost like the bad guys who kept telling you they were bad over and over again that you decided to elect anyways because the letter in front of their name was comforting…were actually bad.
Sometimes foresight is 20/20 too.
Sometimes foresight is 20/20 too.
Dragons never went extinct. They just put on bronzer and comedically long ties or t-shirts demanding we occupy mars
February 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Dragons never went extinct. They just put on bronzer and comedically long ties or t-shirts demanding we occupy mars
Why does it feel like entertainment is dead rn
February 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Why does it feel like entertainment is dead rn
USA v Canada hockey is about to go so hard
February 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
USA v Canada hockey is about to go so hard
I would like to live in uninteresting times, thank you.
February 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I would like to live in uninteresting times, thank you.
Chiefs: we can keep Barkley in check.
The Monkey paw preparing an entire fist: ok.
The Monkey paw preparing an entire fist: ok.
February 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Chiefs: we can keep Barkley in check.
The Monkey paw preparing an entire fist: ok.
The Monkey paw preparing an entire fist: ok.
Honestly, I fuck with cheese so hard.
February 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Honestly, I fuck with cheese so hard.
I’m just gonna state this one is clearly as I can:
Good people do not see what it costs to save a human life and say “gosh that’s too much.”
Ever.
And yet that’s the main narrative coming out of Washington right now. Because those people aren’t good people.
Good people do not see what it costs to save a human life and say “gosh that’s too much.”
Ever.
And yet that’s the main narrative coming out of Washington right now. Because those people aren’t good people.
February 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m just gonna state this one is clearly as I can:
Good people do not see what it costs to save a human life and say “gosh that’s too much.”
Ever.
And yet that’s the main narrative coming out of Washington right now. Because those people aren’t good people.
Good people do not see what it costs to save a human life and say “gosh that’s too much.”
Ever.
And yet that’s the main narrative coming out of Washington right now. Because those people aren’t good people.
Department O fGovernmant Efficiency? Or Dangerous Oligarchs Steal Everything.
Use your eyes. They’re tearing down everything the people have worked for in broad daylight
Use your eyes. They’re tearing down everything the people have worked for in broad daylight
February 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Department O fGovernmant Efficiency? Or Dangerous Oligarchs Steal Everything.
Use your eyes. They’re tearing down everything the people have worked for in broad daylight
Use your eyes. They’re tearing down everything the people have worked for in broad daylight
Normalize sending thanks to everyone you wonder pick from in Pokemon TCGP, even when you don’t get the card.
Kindness is free.
Also just like… be a good person in your life. But that’s not what the post is about. This is a Pokemon post. Okay. Yeah. You get it.
Kindness is free.
Also just like… be a good person in your life. But that’s not what the post is about. This is a Pokemon post. Okay. Yeah. You get it.
February 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Normalize sending thanks to everyone you wonder pick from in Pokemon TCGP, even when you don’t get the card.
Kindness is free.
Also just like… be a good person in your life. But that’s not what the post is about. This is a Pokemon post. Okay. Yeah. You get it.
Kindness is free.
Also just like… be a good person in your life. But that’s not what the post is about. This is a Pokemon post. Okay. Yeah. You get it.
Raise the minimum wage.
Barista’s are not unskilled labor.
I just tried making a latte and fuck that takes some skill because I’m sitting here with a warm milk espresso watching YouTube tutorials on what went wrong.
Barista’s are not unskilled labor.
I just tried making a latte and fuck that takes some skill because I’m sitting here with a warm milk espresso watching YouTube tutorials on what went wrong.
February 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Raise the minimum wage.
Barista’s are not unskilled labor.
I just tried making a latte and fuck that takes some skill because I’m sitting here with a warm milk espresso watching YouTube tutorials on what went wrong.
Barista’s are not unskilled labor.
I just tried making a latte and fuck that takes some skill because I’m sitting here with a warm milk espresso watching YouTube tutorials on what went wrong.
Just a picture of carbs. Have a great morning.
January 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just a picture of carbs. Have a great morning.
They don’t even flurry the McFlurrys anymore. This country sucks.
January 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They don’t even flurry the McFlurrys anymore. This country sucks.
Apex Legends: Takeover Anthem Trailer
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January 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Everyone on my team is having fun in Japan without me
January 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Everyone on my team is having fun in Japan without me