My biggest pet peeve on social media, by far, is when someone captions a video "POV ..." and it is very clearly not a point of view style video.

My second biggest pet peeve is how many Nazis there are nowadays. But that's a distant second.

It's fucked up that they don't make racecar beds for king size mattresses

Ask any mini crossword player - any REAL mini crossword player - it don't matter if you win by a second or a minute, winning's winning.

It must piss off the uber wealthy that the US government no longer issues bills larger than $100 because they're snorting cocaine using the same bills the rest of us are

Pretty considerate of HBO Max to rebrand to HBO Max before I ever stopped referring to it as HBO Max

If Kiefer Sutherland doesn't play President Snow in the upcoming Hunger Games movie then what the hell are we even doing here, people

In fairness to the president, he did say he was going to lower the price of eggs, I just didn't know he was referring to our nest eggs. Word play.

NASA should just include a flat-earther in its next mission and kill the movement. Maybe then people won't get measles.

I feel like, if it weren't for all this bread and all these circuses, things would be really fucked up around here.

I put a lot of thought into what my first Bluesky post should be. There's a lot going on in the world, the future is uncertain, and there are so many important topics to address.

I just watched Madame Web and it was, without a doubt, the worst movie I've ever seen. I loved it.